Following is our collection of funny Chicken Crossing Road jokes. There are some chicken crossing road intersection jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Because of a rotten banana or whatever.
To take a photo in front of a church.
So the chicken could cross the road
To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To find the idiot.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken...
I saw it coming with the knock knock joke but it made me laugh.
Idk, it's beyond meat.
Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.
A: To visit his friend the dummy.
M: Knock knock
Y: Who's there
M: Your friend the chicken!
[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
When a chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
He wanted to eat some chicken.
To prove to everyone he wasn't chicken
To get to the dummies house.
Knock knock... Who's there?
A chicken.
My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.
Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.
My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.
daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know.
daughter: She was going to visit the dummy.
Me: ?
daughter: Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
daughter: The Chicken
Me: :/
he still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road
Why did Adele cross the road?
To sing hello from the otherside
To find people who care about its cake day.
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.
So in short... to get to the other side.
Because it wanted to show the other chickens that it had guts. (Courtesy of my daughter)
To get to the other side was also a comment on the afterlife, as in the "other side" as in knowing he'd die crossing the road. I'm 37, heard this joke so many times, and not once put this together till now. /mind blown
When suddenly the chicken appears and says, 'Don't do it man! You'll never hear the end of it'
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
Waiter:"I don't know and I don't care, how exactly do you plan to pay for the meal you just bought Mr.Chicken?"
Chicken:"Just put it on my bill."
Waiter:"You don't have a bill..."
Chicken:"No bill? oh you shouldn't have, I'll see myself out!"
I grilled it for over TWO HOURS, but it still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
He saw a sign that said "Chicken strips for a buck"!
For some fowl reason, probably.
The road betrayed it first.
Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Dad- "Why"
Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"
Dad- "That's stupid"
Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"
Dad- "Who's there"
Me- "The chicken :)"
I was telling my little niece some jokes, and she loved them and started making up her own, but she doesn't quite understand how jokes work yet.
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
Her: LIGHT BULB!
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!
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