Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

My 5 y/o cousins joke :)

Him:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Him: It's the chicken!

I fell right into the little tackers trap!

My cute younger brother's contribution.

Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

Ok my 4 year old came up with this one, not sure he really understands how clever it is though... Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?

He wanted to eat some chicken.

A chicken walks up to a duck that's considering crossing the road.

Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.

Knock !!!!

My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.

daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know.

daughter: She was going to visit the dummy.

Me: ?

daughter: Knock, knock

Me: Who's there?

daughter: The Chicken

Me: :/

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find people who care about its cake day.

TIL The chicken crossing the road jokes real meaning

To get to the other side was also a comment on the afterlife, as in the "other side" as in knowing he'd die crossing the road. I'm 37, heard this joke so many times, and not once put this together till now. /mind blown

Why did the duck cross the road?

Waiter:"I don't know and I don't care, how exactly do you plan to pay for the meal you just bought Mr.Chicken?"

Chicken:"Just put it on my bill."

Waiter:"You don't have a bill..."

Chicken:"No bill? oh you shouldn't have, I'll see myself out!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.




as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The road betrayed it first.

My nieces joke

I was telling my little niece some jokes, and she loved them and started making up her own, but she doesn't quite understand how jokes work yet.
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
Her: LIGHT BULB!

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket?
Also, Why did the chicken cross the road?
[He was in the bucket](/spoiler)

A joke I am stealing from a little girl

Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!

A chicken joke

Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know. Why?

Son: To get to the ugly man's house.

Me: Hmm...

Son: Knock! Knock!

Me: Who's there?

Son: The Chicken!

Me: You're no son of mine.

Joke by my 6 year old niece

6: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:I don't know why?
6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!

Still gets me 13 years later.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house.

Knock , knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.

The duck and the chicken

So a duck is contemplating whether or not to cross the road, then a chicken walks up to him and tells him
"Don't do it man" the chicken said, "You'll never hear the end of it."

A handful of short Thanksgiving Jokes I put together that are worthy for any dad to repeat this upcoming holiday.

**Why did the police arrest the turkey?**
> They suspected fowl play.

**What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?**
> A poultrygeist!

**Why did the turkey cross the road twice?**
> To prove he wasn't a chicken!

**What key won't open any door?**
> A turkey!

**If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?**
> Goblet.

**Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?**
> A poul-tree.

**What happens when you're too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?**
>They turn into blueberries.

**What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?**
> Plymouth.

Two men, about to be hung from the gallows

Dave turns to John, and asks:
Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?
John: I don't know.
Dave: Me neither, but I'll see you on the other side.

We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them?

Jokes as in "why did the chicken cross the road" not as in "live wasps".

I dreamt of a better world for chickens everywhere.

A world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned.

"Special today! Jokes, half off!"

"I'll take one." "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "I don't know, why?" "Sorry, that's all you get."

Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?

To prove that he wasn't chicken.

What's the difference between a kinky person and a pervert?

A kinky person uses a feather. A Pervert uses the whole chicken.

Bonus:: Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road (Punchline is slightly NSFW)

slightly NSFW

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Person 2: I don't know. Why?

Person 1: To get to the idiot's house.

Person 1: Knock knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: The chicken.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens weren't around yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Guy one: to get to the idiot's house.

Guy two: that joke makes no sense

Guy one: yes it does. for example, knock knock

Guy two: whos'e there?

Guy one: the chicken.

Why did the infertile chicken cross the road?

She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.

(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the oboe solo.

Why did the road cross the drunk chicken

Or was it the other way around

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The fascinating story of an innocent chicken trying to escape the farm

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Person 2: Why did it?

Person 1: Because he wanted to visit his friend, who is mentally ill.

Person 2: Oh how sad

Person 1: Ok then. Knock Knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don know but I for one dream of an America where a chicken can cross a road without having his motives questioned!

The actual best knock-knock joke ever.

This is my go-to knock-knock joke.


You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Friend: Why?

You: To get to ugly's house β€”*chuckle like it's funny*


β€”*a few seconds later*

You: Knock knock!

Same friend: Who's there?

You: The chicken.


β€”*Watch as the realization that you just called them ugly comes across their face and everyone in the room laughs*


It's so stupid but it usually gets a good reaction - especially for a knock knock joke.

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Some people ask 'why' to determine a motive, I ask 'why' because I don't believe there's any logical reason to do anything.

-Nietzsche on the habits of road crossing chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was egged on.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because road was a wrong answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

-To get to the idiot's house
-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-The chicken
-The chicken who?
-The chicken who crossed the road
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Brought to you by my 3-year-old sister. :D

I finally got the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke

The chicken dies and goes to the other side... it took me 19 years to get that joke...

Old school chicken joke

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

JOKE BANK

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens weren't around yet.

Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Depresso.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape the Russians who burned down his home and murdered his family.
Wait... I think I meant Chechen.

What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?

A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Him: why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: I don't know.

Him: to go to the shops. Do you think that's funny?

Her: No.

Him: neither did the chicken.

10 year old told me this one at the cap I work at: "Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?"

"Well he tried, but the new Google car doesn't have any feelings, and well... You know..."

From Potter's American Monthly, 1892: "Why should not a chicken cross the road?"

"It would be a fowl proceeding."

Good to know that they had terrible puns in the 1800s. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was trying to get run over by a car because he was slowing dying inside and had serious depression

why did the chicken cross the road?

becuz walking around is to long

I dream of a better tomorrow...

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Why did the chicken cross the road

We dont question these things, its just how mafia works

Why did the polish guy cross the road?

He stole the chickens job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.

>>> joke from the future <<<

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because its teleporter was fowled-up.

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