Following is our collection of funny Chicken Cross The Road jokes. There are some chicken cross the road chicken jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Jokes as in "why did the chicken cross the road" not as in "live wasps".
I was telling my little niece some jokes, and she loved them and started making up her own, but she doesn't quite understand how jokes work yet.
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
Her: LIGHT BULB!
How far do you think i can kick this bucket?
Also, Why did the chicken cross the road?
[He was in the bucket](/spoiler)
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!
Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.
To get to the other side was also a comment on the afterlife, as in the "other side" as in knowing he'd die crossing the road. I'm 37, heard this joke so many times, and not once put this together till now. /mind blown
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!
Waiter:"I don't know and I don't care, how exactly do you plan to pay for the meal you just bought Mr.Chicken?"
Chicken:"Just put it on my bill."
Waiter:"You don't have a bill..."
Chicken:"No bill? oh you shouldn't have, I'll see myself out!"
Me:I don't know why?
6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!
To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
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Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know. Why?
Son: To get to the ugly man's house.
Me: Hmm...
Son: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Son: The Chicken!
Me: You're no son of mine.
Dave turns to John, and asks:
Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?
John: I don't know.
Dave: Me neither, but I'll see you on the other side.
My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.
daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know.
daughter: She was going to visit the dummy.
Me: ?
daughter: Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
daughter: The Chicken
Me: :/
So a duck is contemplating whether or not to cross the road, then a chicken walks up to him and tells him
"Don't do it man" the chicken said, "You'll never hear the end of it."
Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.
He wanted to eat some chicken.
To find people who care about its cake day.
Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.
The road betrayed it first.
To get to the idiots house.
Knock , knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
He was still stuck to the chicken.
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aunt: I don't know. Why?
Her: To get to the old lady's house
Aunt: ???
Her: Knock knock
Aunt: Who's there?
Her: The chicken
To take a photo in front of a church.
Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op
So the chicken could cross the road
Colonel Sanders wanted to show him a secret...
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Finally, the chicken Caesar salad.
To prove he wasn't a chicken
The road was inanimate and couldn't cross the chicken.
To bock traffic.
(A kid I work with told this to me with the biggest grin on their face, I had a laugh and felt the need to share this.)
To prove to everyone he wasn't chicken
... truly poultry in motion.
Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Dad- "Why"
Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"
Dad- "That's stupid"
Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"
Dad- "Who's there"
Me- "The chicken :)"
Because chickens were not invented yet
A: To visit his friend the dummy.
M: Knock knock
Y: Who's there
M: Your friend the chicken!
[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]
It was a running joke.
A speedbump because it isn't crossing the road in time.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
To get to the other sigh.
I grilled it for over TWO HOURS, but it still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
I grilled a chicken today for half the day......
And I still don't know why he crossed the road.
To get his chicken back.
(Credit goes to my little sister. Did this one when she was eight. She's a legend.)
When suddenly the chicken appears and says, 'Don't do it man! You'll never hear the end of it'
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.
So in short... to get to the other side.
For some fowl reason, probably.
Because of a rotten banana or whatever.
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To find the idiot.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken...
I saw it coming with the knock knock joke but it made me laugh.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To sing hello from the otherside
To get to the dummies house.
Knock knock... Who's there?
A chicken.
My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.
He saw a sign that said "Chicken strips for a buck"!
Idk, it's beyond meat.
And he still didn't tell me why he crossed the road!
Because he is an architect and he didn't want it in the final design.
When a chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
He was feeling cooped up.
In so sorry, I know its lame, but I heard it at work and had to share...
he still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road
The egg had some difficulty crossing the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
Because it wanted to show the other chickens that it had guts. (Courtesy of my daughter)
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