To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
Him:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!
I fell right into the little tackers trap!
Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.
He wanted to eat some chicken.
Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.
My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.
daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know.
daughter: She was going to visit the dummy.
Me: ?
daughter: Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
daughter: The Chicken
Me: :/
To find people who care about its cake day.
To get to the other side was also a comment on the afterlife, as in the "other side" as in knowing he'd die crossing the road. I'm 37, heard this joke so many times, and not once put this together till now. /mind blown
Waiter:"I don't know and I don't care, how exactly do you plan to pay for the meal you just bought Mr.Chicken?"
Chicken:"Just put it on my bill."
Waiter:"You don't have a bill..."
Chicken:"No bill? oh you shouldn't have, I'll see myself out!"
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
The road betrayed it first.
I was telling my little niece some jokes, and she loved them and started making up her own, but she doesn't quite understand how jokes work yet.
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
Her: LIGHT BULB!
How far do you think i can kick this bucket?
Also, Why did the chicken cross the road?
[He was in the bucket](/spoiler)
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!
Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know. Why?
Son: To get to the ugly man's house.
Me: Hmm...
Son: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Son: The Chicken!
Me: You're no son of mine.
6: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:I don't know why?
6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!
Still gets me 13 years later.
To get to the idiots house.
Knock , knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.
So a duck is contemplating whether or not to cross the road, then a chicken walks up to him and tells him
"Don't do it man" the chicken said, "You'll never hear the end of it."
**Why did the police arrest the turkey?**
> They suspected fowl play.
**What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?**
> A poultrygeist!
**Why did the turkey cross the road twice?**
> To prove he wasn't a chicken!
**What key won't open any door?**
> A turkey!
**If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?**
> Goblet.
**Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?**
> A poul-tree.
**What happens when you're too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?**
>They turn into blueberries.
**What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?**
> Plymouth.
Dave turns to John, and asks:
Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?
John: I don't know.
Dave: Me neither, but I'll see you on the other side.
Jokes as in "why did the chicken cross the road" not as in "live wasps".
A world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned.
"I'll take one." "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "I don't know, why?" "Sorry, that's all you get."
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
A kinky person uses a feather. A Pervert uses the whole chicken.
Bonus:: Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken.
slightly NSFW
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know. Why?
Person 1: To get to the idiot's house.
Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: The chicken.
Guy one: to get to the idiot's house.
Guy two: that joke makes no sense
Guy one: yes it does. for example, knock knock
Guy two: whos'e there?
Guy one: the chicken.
She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.
To get away from the oboe solo.
Or was it the other way around
The fascinating story of an innocent chicken trying to escape the farm
Person 2: Why did it?
Person 1: Because he wanted to visit his friend, who is mentally ill.
Person 2: Oh how sad
Person 1: Ok then. Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: The chicken
I don know but I for one dream of an America where a chicken can cross a road without having his motives questioned!
This is my go-to knock-knock joke.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why?
You: To get to ugly's house —*chuckle like it's funny*
—*a few seconds later*
You: Knock knock!
Same friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
—*Watch as the realization that you just called them ugly comes across their face and everyone in the room laughs*
It's so stupid but it usually gets a good reaction - especially for a knock knock joke.
-Nietzsche on the habits of road crossing chickens
Because he was egged on.
Because road was a wrong answer.
-To get to the idiot's house
-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-The chicken
-The chicken who?
-The chicken who crossed the road
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Brought to you by my 3-year-old sister. :D
The chicken dies and goes to the other side... it took me 19 years to get that joke...
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens weren't around yet.
Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Depresso.
To escape the Russians who burned down his home and murdered his family.
Wait... I think I meant Chechen.
A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken!
Him: why did the chicken cross the road?
Her: I don't know.
Him: to go to the shops. Do you think that's funny?
Her: No.
Him: neither did the chicken.
"Well he tried, but the new Google car doesn't have any feelings, and well... You know..."
"It would be a fowl proceeding."
Good to know that they had terrible puns in the 1800s. :P
Because he was trying to get run over by a car because he was slowing dying inside and had serious depression
becuz walking around is to long
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives
We dont question these things, its just how mafia works
He stole the chickens job
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because its teleporter was fowled-up.
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