The Best 35 Chicken Cross Road Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chicken Cross Road jokes. There are some chicken cross road crossings jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chicken cross road crosses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chicken Cross Road Jokes and Puns

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because of a rotten banana or whatever.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To take a photo in front of a church.

Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?

So the chicken could cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

Why did the pig cross the road?

Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!

From my 9 year old yesterday...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To visit the idiot...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken.

My 10 y/o son told me this.

Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To find the idiot.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken...

I saw it coming with the knock knock joke but it made me laugh.

Why did the plant-based chicken cross the road?

Idk, it's beyond meat.

My cute younger brother's contribution.

Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his friend the dummy.

M: Knock knock

Y: Who's there

M: Your friend the chicken!

[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]

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Turkey cross the road

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.

It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

A Duck is about to cross the road

When a chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it man - you'll never hear the end of it!"

Ok my 4 year old came up with this one, not sure he really understands how clever it is though... Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?

He wanted to eat some chicken.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove to everyone he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the dummies house.

Knock knock... Who's there?

A chicken.

My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.

A chicken walks up to a duck that's considering crossing the road.

Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.

Knock !!!!

My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.

daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know.

daughter: She was going to visit the dummy.

Me: ?

daughter: Knock, knock

Me: Who's there?

daughter: The Chicken

Me: :/


I grilled a chicken for over two hours last night...

he still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road

Inspired by the chicken jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?








To sing hello from the otherside

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find people who care about its cake day.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.

So in short... to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted to show the other chickens that it had guts. (Courtesy of my daughter)

TIL The chicken crossing the road jokes real meaning

To get to the other side was also a comment on the afterlife, as in the "other side" as in knowing he'd die crossing the road. I'm 37, heard this joke so many times, and not once put this together till now. /mind blown

A turkey is about to cross the road...

When suddenly the chicken appears and says, 'Don't do it man! You'll never hear the end of it'

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.

as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.

Why did the duck cross the road?

Waiter:"I don't know and I don't care, how exactly do you plan to pay for the meal you just bought Mr.Chicken?"

Chicken:"Just put it on my bill."

Waiter:"You don't have a bill..."

Chicken:"No bill? oh you shouldn't have, I'll see myself out!"

The other day I decided to grill a chicken for supper.

I grilled it for over TWO HOURS, but it still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He saw a sign that said "Chicken strips for a buck"!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For some fowl reason, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The road betrayed it first.

The best Knock Knock joke

Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Dad- "Why"

Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"

Dad- "That's stupid"

Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"

Dad- "Who's there"

Me- "The chicken :)"

My nieces joke

I was telling my little niece some jokes, and she loved them and started making up her own, but she doesn't quite understand how jokes work yet.
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
Her: LIGHT BULB!

A joke I am stealing from a little girl

Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!

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