Chicken Coop Jokes
59 chicken coop jokes and hilarious chicken coop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chicken coop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chicken Coop Short Jokes
Short chicken coop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chicken coop humour may include short chicken farmer jokes also.
- Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.
- Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
- Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..
- Why did the chicken cross the road? He was feeling cooped up.
In so sorry, I know its lame, but I heard it at work and had to share... - My chickens were laying to many eggs so I had to sell their coop. They now have a chicken sedan.
- Did you hear about the nonprofit businessman who raised chickens? He was just interested in re-cooping his costs.
- Chicken Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?
-- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan.. - Why couldn't the ostrich fit in with the rest of the chickens? It was ostrich-cized from the chicken coop.
- Captain Oveur: Say Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No Sir, but I have been in a chicken coop.
- What's more terrified than a turkey caught in a chicken coop. A chicken caught in the Turkey coup.
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Chicken Coop One Liners
Which chicken coop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken coop? I can suggest the ones about rooster and hen and chicken egg.
- Just added two more doors to our chicken coop Now it's a chicken sedan
- Why did the chicken go inside the Capitol Building? There was supposed to be a coop
- Why did the chicken get kicked out of the coop? Because it was ostrich-sized.
- Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm? It was a cuckoo coop coup.
- Why does a chicken coop always have two doors Cause otherwise it would be a chicken sedan
- What do you call a chicken takeover of the government? A coop.
- how did the chicken take over the hen house? in a coop d'etat
- Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop.
- What do you call a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan.
- What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah
- Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan
- What do you call an out of control chicken coop? Mayhen
- What kind of factory is a chicken coop? An eggplant!
- What do you call two chicken coops together? A co-op coop
- Why don't chickens play single player? Because they spend all their time in coop.
Chicken Coop Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about chicken coop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken and hen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken coop pranks.
A few of my favorites.
Have you ever seen an elephant hide on a tree?
-No.
They hide pretty well, don't they?
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I've lost an electron!" The bartender replies, "Are you sure?" The atom responds, "Yes! I'm positive!"
Bonus: It is well known that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
Have you done your chores yet?
A young farm boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?"
"You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs."
The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans it. When he is finished, he kicks a chicken. Next, we walks to the barn and milks the cow. When he's done, he kicks her too. Then the boy gets the feed and slops the pigs. And again, when he's done, he kicks a pig.
Finally, the boy runs back to his house, very hungry. His mother gives him a plate with nothing on it but an apple. Disappointed, the boy says, "Where's my eggs, my milk and my sausage?"
"Well," says his mother, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get milk. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any sausage."
Just then, the boy's father walks in and kicks the cat. The boy says to his mother, "Should I tell him now, or do you want to?"
My friend just brought home five new chickens for her chicken coop, and asked for suggestions for naming them...
I suggested "breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch and supper..."
A farmer wants to a have new chicken coop built...
so he decides to hire a mathematician to figure out the most efficient way to design it. The mathematician spends hours walking around the farm, taking measurements, counting chickens, making notes, and finishes his work by standing in one spot looking up at the sky for a solid hour, just thinking.
He then finally walks over to the farmer and says, "Alright, I've finished."
The farmer says, "Great! Let's hear it!"
And the mathematician says, "Now, imagine 40 perfectly spherical chickens in a vacuum..."
So a city dandy decided to become a gentleman farmer...
And on his farm he decided to raise chickens. So down to the coop he goes to buy 50 chicks to raise on his farm.
Problem was that two weeks later they were all dead. So back down to the coop he goes. The man at the coop asked him why he was back for more chicks.
The dandy says "I can't say. Either I'm planting them too deep or too far apart".
Did you know that a chicken coop can't have more than 3 doors?
If it has 4 doors, it's a sedan.
Soul's Dad built him a hen house on his birthday
He calls it "Chicken Coop for the Soul"
It's Easter Sunday morning...
... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.
A ventriloquist decides to retire to and buy a farm.
So this ventriloquist decided he is going to retire and buy a farm. He sees a farm for sale from an old widowed farmer. He meets the farmer and learns his name is farmer Brown. The farmer is showing him around and the ventriloquist decides he will have a little fun with the farmer. As they walk past the chicken coop the ventriloquist throws his voice. Farmer Brown you need to take are eggs earlier instead of letting us sit on them so long. The Farmer is clearly stunned as the ventriloquist chuckles to himself. Next they go by the cow pen. The ventriloquist throws his voice again and goes Farmer Brown you should warm up your hands before milking us. The Farmer is clearly unsettled. They start to go a little farther and Farmer Brown looks at the ventriloquist and goes. Don't believe the sheep they are liars every last one of them....
I had my hair styled on top of a chicken coop today and the barber did a great job!
It really was A Cut Above the roost
What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?
A hatchback.
Why don't chicken coops have four doors?
Because then they'd be chicken sedans, you dummies.
The Easter massacre
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock
Why did the chicken chase sheldon up the tree?
Cos he was a Coop-er
I will show my self out
My gum fell out while I was cleaning my chicken coop
I thought I found it 3 times
Farmer Smartass
A grandson goes to visit his grandfather's farm. He asks his grandfather, "Why does that chicken house have two doors?"
The grandfather replies, "It has two doors because it's a chicken coop. The one over there with four doors is a chicken sedan."
Jacob the coop chicken worker
There was a bad storm that broke the chicken coop causing a farmer to lose a few chickens.
After the storm he asked his farm hand how many chickens were left.
16 chickens, sir.
Alright, round them up, please.
20 chickens, sir.
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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are escaping prison...
They come across a farm and decide to hide among the animals in a desperate attempt to conceal themselves.
The police show up and find the redhead within the chicken coop. Squawk, c**...-a-doodle-do, she cries.
Next, they find the brunette hiding among the cows in their pens. Moo! She lows, and is caught as well.
Last they find the Blonde. She happens to be disguised in the potato patch. She yells PO-TAY-TOE with a very convincing face.