Chicken Birthday Jokes
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So a chicken walks into a bar...
Fellow is about to order a beer, when the bartender cuts him off -
> Pardon, but we're closing early tonight - my wife's birthday! And we did last call a few minutes ago.
> Why don't you try the place across the street?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sadly, he was hit by a car and passed away shortly after. This would've been his third birthday.
I guess you could say he wanted to get to the other side.
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift.
The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.
Soul's Dad built him a hen house on his birthday
He calls it "Chicken Coop for the Soul"
David received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an obscenity.
Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.
He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments.
He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.”
David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?”
There were three sons who wanted to get their mom a present for her birthday.
One son decided that she wanted a bigger house and bought her a mansion.
The second son decided that she didn't want to drive by herself so he got her a limo.
The third son thought that she was lonely and got her a parrot.
The mom gave the first son a thank you saying that she didn't want the house.
She gave the second son a letter that said she didn't want the limo.
She gave the third son a thank you saying the chicken was good.
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Mom's birthday gifts
3 guys, who were brothers, were all discussing what gifts they were getting for their elderly mother for her birthday.
The first brother, named Michael, said, "I bought mom her very own Lexus and chauffeur. She was always complaining about not being able to drive well."
Jeremy, the second brother, said,"Well I bought mom a p**... apartment. She always complains about the house she lives in."
Lucas, the third brother, said, "Since mom always complains about not being able to read her bible well due to her poor vision, I bought a parrot that can recite bible verses perfectly!"
3 weeks later, the boys receive a letter from their mother. It read:
"To my 3 dear boys:
Thank you for all your nice gifts. However, I couldn't use the car that Michael gave me because I'm too old to go out anymore and the chauffeur is mean. The new p**... is nice, but it is too big for me to clean each day and I'm only ever in the bedroom. But Lucas, you did a fine job in choosing a gift. The chicken was delicious."
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