Chicken And Egg Jokes
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- A man goes to a halloween party dressed up as a chicken and he meets a girl dressed up as an egg. The answer is the chicken.
- I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken. Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered The chicken
- A guy dressed as a Chicken for Halloween finds a girl dressed as an egg. Apparently the answer is Chicken.
- Went out last night dressed as a chicken and got with a girl dressed as an egg A life long question was answered. It was the chicken
- I asked my wife, Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Without hesitation, she sighed and said, The rooster did. The rooster always comes first.
- I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken.
- I went to a party dressed as an egg and I hooked up with a guy dressed as a chicken.
I guess we have an answer to that age old question.
It was the chicken. - I came up with this when I was three years old. What do you call an egg that's scared?
A chicken egg. - A chicken and an egg are laying in bed... When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."
- Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"
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Chicken And Egg One Liners
Which chicken and egg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken and egg? I can suggest the ones about chicken and chicken and hen.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon today I'll let you know.
- I just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon. I'll let you know.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know what comes first.
- I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.... I want to see which one comes first.
- I own a chicken that counts her own eggs. She's a mathamachicken.
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? The Rooster. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Why do easter eggs hide? Because they're little chickens.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg online I'll let you know...
- Ebay is great! I just ordered a chicken and an egg. We shall see what one comes first.
- What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill? Egg rolls.
- I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken I didn't know where to start.
- I bought a chicken and an egg off of Amazon today... I'll let you know.
- What sound do French chickens make when they lay eggs? OEUF!
- I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know.
- I just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon. I'll keep you posted.
Fun-Filled Chicken And Egg Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about chicken and egg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eggs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken and egg pranks.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
To confuse philosophers.
So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.
The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."
The homeless man and the farmer
A homeless man comes up to a farmers house and knocks on the door, when the farmer answers, the homeless man asks "May i spend the night?" to which the farmer replies, "Sure, but you're going to have to sleep in the stable." So the homeless man agrees and sleeps in the stable with all the animals.
In the morning the farmer comes in and asks "How did you sleep?" and the homeless man says "I slept good. And I talked to your animals too." the farmer says, "Really?"
"Yes, I talked to the chickens," he responded, "and they said that you come in every morning at 4am to collect the eggs."
"Wow," the farmer says, "That's right!"
"I also talked to the cows," the homeless man continued, "And they told me every morning at 5am, you milk them"
"That's amazing!" the farmer responds.
"I also talked to the sheep, and they said-"
"THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS!!!!"
This one's incredibly old, but it's still as funny to me today as it was 500 years ago
So a man goes to a psychiatrist and tell the man, "Sir, my brother thinks he's a chicken." So the psychiatrist replies, "Well then, why don't you bring him in?" Then the man tells him, "Well, sir, I would, but we need the eggs."
A CHICKEN AND AN EGG
A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, "Well, I guess that solves that question."
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
The chicken and the egg were lying in bed after having s**......
The chicken sighed happily, fluffed the pillows, and lit up a cigarette. The egg frowned and then rolled over in bed. "Well I guess that answers *that* question." he muttered.
Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke...
What came first - the chicken, or the egg?
Neither. The rooster always comes first.
From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they don't have chairs.
Why do chickens sit on eggs?
Because they don't have any chairs.
Source: my five-year-old.
I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight
I'll let you know.
How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?
With the chicken still around it
My go-to joke: Chicken walks into a bar...
A chicken walks into a bar, meets an egg. They go home together and the sleep together, and when they're done the chicken rolls over in bed, lights a cigarette, takes a drag, and says, "Well, I guess that answers *that* question."
It's Easter Sunday morning...
... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.
A chicken and an egg were lying in bed...
..when the chicken turned to the egg, puffed from his cigarette, and said "Well that answers THAT question!".
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the little chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the squealy pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
A kindergarten teacher asks her students what animals provide us...
She said, "What does a chicken give us?" and the students replied, "Eggs". She then asked, "What does a pig give us?" and the students replied a joyous "Bacon". Finally she asked "What does a cow give us?" and before anyone could answer little Johnny said "Homework".
Joke provided by my ten year old son.
The chicken and egg have s**...
The chicken, enjoying a post c**... cigarette, turns to the egg and says
"Well, that answered that old question"
Went to the party dressed as a chicken last night.
Went to a party dressed as a chicken last night, and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg - a life long question was answered. It was the chicken.
Chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
Not the egg!
Last night, I went to a Halloween party. I showed up dressed as a chicken and met a girl who was dressed as an egg.
One thing led to another and a question of the ages was discovered. IT WAS THE CHICKEN!
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question...
The chicken came first.
A first grade teacher was trying to teach her students about animals
She said "What does the fat Cow give us?"
Her students shouted out "Milk!" Unanimously.
She then said "Well done! Now, what does the fluffy chicken give us?"
Her students responded with "Eggs!"
She then said "Good work! Now for the last question. What does the big pig give us?"
Her students paused for a moment and they all shouted "Homework!"
Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo?
Laid the same egg 44 times!
A chicken and an egg just finished having s**...
The egg starts smoking a cigarette and says "well I guess we know the answer to that question".
Eggs and bacon
A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime's commitment for a pig.
The Easter massacre
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock
Who came first?
I went out last night dressed as a chicken and ended up getting with a girl who was dressed as an egg. A lifelong question has been answered; it was the chicken.
A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette.
The egg says to herself, "I guess we answered that question."
There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast.
On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
The Chicken and the Egg are lying in bed...
The Chicken takes a drag of a cigarette and says... "Well, I guess that answers that question..."
What does an evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs
A chicken and an egg lay in bed smoking cigarettes.
The egg says, "well, that answers that old question."
"Doctor, my brother is crazy. He thinks he is a chicken."
"Well, why don't you commit him to a mental asylum?"
"I would, but I need the eggs."
The teacher tells little Jack, "I'm going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is."
"It lives on a farm and gives milk"
"A cow?"
"That's correct too, but I meant a goat. What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?"
"A chicken"
"That's correct too but I meant a duck."
Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher: "What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?"
The teacher starts blushing.
"That's correct too but I meant chewing gum."
Joke my physics teacher told us
A farmer has a bunch of chickens who aren't laying eggs. Puzzled, he enlists the help of a physicist to try and work out the problem. The physicist went away and did his calculations, then came back a week later.
'I have a solution to your problem, but...' the physicist said.
'But what?' Said the farmer.
'It only works for circular chickens in a vacuum.'
A teacher in class with her students
+ Alright kids, so what does the chicken give us?
- Eggs! They answer in unison.
+ Very good! And what does the pig give us?
- Meat!
+ Excellent! And how about the cow?
- Homework!
When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p. i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book...
You can't do this nowadays though because of CCTV.
A chicken and an egg are in bed
A chicken and an egg are in bed together.
The chicken has her arms crossed and is glaring at the egg.
The egg has an amused look on his face and is smoking a cigarette.
After few moments the chicken says:
Well I guess we answered THAT question.
Why did the chicken have s**... with the egg?
To see who came first.
I went to a party dressed as an egg
I met a girl dressed as a chicken. A lifelong question was answered that night: it was the egg.
A Chicken tried out to be the new spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A
Unfortunately, she didn't meat egg-spectations.
(I'm not sorry)
Right before me and my ex-girlfriend broke up, I asked her Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
She said You.
What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs?
Chicken tenders.
What Are We Eating?
A can of tuna has a picture of a tuna fish
A pack of Ham has a picture of a pig
Turkey has a picture of a turkey
Egg carton has a picture of a chicken
Beef has a picture of a cow
Dogfood has a picture of a dog
A teacher asked her students.
"What does the little chicken give you?"
The students replied, "Eggs"
"What does the round pig give you?"
"Bacon"
"What does the fat cow give you?"
"Homework"
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed.
The Chicken was smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile on its beak.
The Egg was pouting and looking very frustrated.
Finally, the Egg got up to go to the bathroom. Just before closing the door, it turned around and said to the Chicken:
Well, I guess we settled THAT question once and for all!
The difference between being Involved vs. Committed
Take a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese sandwich. The chicken and the cow are involved, but the pig is committed.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
I see eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
What's a chickens favourite games console?
Eggs-box
old joke
Husband is standing next to his dying wife. Wife tells him darling before i die i have a confession to make, please open up the box that is under the bed. Husband does it and finds 50k dollars and 3 chicken eggs. The man asks what's the deal with the 3 eggs?. Wife explains that every time she cheated on him she would put 1 egg inside the box. The husband says to her, well we were married almost 50 years, 3 eggs is not a lot, but honey what about the 50k?. Whenever I had a dozen eggs I would sell them.
I've ordered a chicken and an egg online
I'll let you know which one came first
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
An egg can't come
A Man Walks into A Psychiatrist's Office
And says,
"Hey, doc, I think my brother's gone crazy! He's convinced he's a chicken."
The doc says,
"Well, it looks like a simple case of an identity disorder: why don't you turn him in?"
The guy responds,
"I would, doc, but I need the eggs."
The best chicken joke ever!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is
smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking a bit p**... off.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"
Why did the chicken lay its egg on the mountain?
It wanted to make an egg-roll.
