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151 chick jokes and hilarious chick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Chick Short Jokes

Short chick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chick humour may include short cluck jokes also.

  1. I've been dating this homeless chick for a while now and it's starting to get serious. She asked me to move out with her.
  2. What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick? You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
  3. What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.
  4. (Nerdy joke) Two chicks walk into a bar... Two chicks walk into a bar. One says to the other,"Have you ever heard of the Bechdel test?" The other says,"Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day."
  5. Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well.. All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me.
  6. I went to a bar last night and I saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
    I said "Wow, great legs."
    She giggled and said "Really?"
    I said "Yea, most tables would've collapsed by now."
  7. What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
  8. The chick I picked up wanted to play doctor So i sat her on a chair in the hallway and let her wait for 2 hours
  9. Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age.
  10. Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich? 2 chicks together isn't really their thing.

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Chick One Liners

Which chick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chick? I can suggest the ones about lady and fowl.

  1. I used my stimulus check to buy baby chickens Money for nothing, and the chicks for free
  2. I was dating a schizophrenic chick and I left her cause she was seeing other people
  3. Since Eve was created from Adam's ribs... That technically makes her Adam's side chick.
  4. I only date black chicks cause I hate meeting fathers..
  5. Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick? Piece of cake
  6. I'll never get laid with this username because.. I'll always scare the chicks away....
  7. The reason I married an Asian chick... Is so I get to eat Chinese every night.
  8. This chick was beautiful so I asked her if she was a cop Because she took my breath away
  9. I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side.
  10. Where does Hannibal Lecter take women on dates? Chick Filet
  11. I'm such a great chick magnet Too bad I'm the kind that repels rather than attracts
  12. I saw a bunch of old people protesting outside of Chick-fil-A... They were raising canes.
  13. How do you get an anorexic chick in bed? Well, it ain't a piece of cake.
  14. What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want
  15. What award did the deceased chick pea receive? A posthummus award

Fat Chick Jokes

Here is a list of funny fat chick jokes and even better fat chick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I walked in a pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on the table I said:nice legs
    And she said:You really think so?
    I said: Yes, other tables would have collapsed by now
  • What does a pile of bricks and a fat chick have in common? They both probably gonna get laid by some Mexican
  • I'm like a heart attack, I get all the fat chicks.
  • What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it.
  • What do pennies and fat chicks have in common? Unless you're broke and desperate, they're not worth picking up.
  • Why do fat chicks give good head? Because they have to
  • mopeds are like fat chicks... they're fun to ride, until your friends see
  • How do you pick up a fat chick? Piece of cake.
  • I know my brother is strong I mean I've never seen him lift weights or anything but he's always picking up fat chicks
  • What do you call a Muslim guy who won't date fat chicks? Shallow halal.

Chick Fil A Jokes

Here is a list of funny chick fil a jokes and even better chick fil a puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*
  • Why is Chick-fil-a so successful? They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
  • A Chicken tried out to be the new spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A Unfortunately, she didn't meat egg-spectations.
    (I'm not sorry)
  • After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A ...but only on Sundays.
  • Jesus rose on the third day for Chick-Fil-A But they were closed.
  • Why don't In n Out and Chick-Fil-A combine restaurants? They're too scared and would just Chick n Out.
  • What did ted bundy order for his last meal? Chick Fil a
    *came up with that on my own. If you can improve on it feel free.
  • After hearing how they treat gay people, Ive decided to boycott Chick-fil-a On Sundays at least
  • Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday.
  • Chick-fil-a was really slow getting my order to me. They must not be on their Chick-fil- A-Game
Chick joke, Chick-fil-a was really slow getting my order to me.

Side Chick Jokes

Here is a list of funny side chick jokes and even better side chick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I used to date this cross-eyed chick We didn't last. We did not see eye-to-eye.
    It's OK though. She was seeing someone on the side anyway.
  • That awkward moment when your girlfriend and side chick are both pregnant... ...and you realize you have to tell your wife.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day... ...the side chick is you.
  • what do you call it when your side chick tattles on you? A Hotel.
  • When in high school, I was always a chick magnet... ...the side that repels.
  • When my girlfriend found out about my side chick, she asked how I felt about our relationship. I told her I'm having second thots
  • At first I thought one side chick was enough But now I'm having second thots.
  • Today morning I ate an unhatched chick Just to bring any comfort and optimism to everyone, I had the unhatched chick sunny side up.
    ~Original
  • My friend works in construction and he's the biggest womanizer I know He's got his girlfriend, a side chick and a backhoe
  • What did the married man call his side chick? Bae B

Baby Chick Jokes

Here is a list of funny baby chick jokes and even better baby chick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the baby chick cross the road on the spring equinox? To say, Cheep cheep, happy spring!
  • A farmer used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
  • A farmer friend of mine used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
  • What do you call a baby chick from the dollar store? A cheap cheep-cheep
  • We think our cat ate a dozen of our baby chicks yesterday ...but we can't seem to get a peep out of her!
  • Taking the lives away from 12 baby chicks. Bought an egg carton at the grocery store...
  • How to hit on Chicks: Man: "Hey baby, does this smell like Chloroform?
  • Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?"
    The girl says, "A bus."
    The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got s**... by a Transformer!"
  • What do you call a male baby chicken chicks with d**...
Chick joke, What do you call a male baby chicken

Howlingly Hilarious Chick Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about chick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chick pranks.

I was b**... this h**... on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open

She said "it's my husband!. Quick, try the b**...!"
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that every day.

A man goes up to a fat chick in a bar...

and says "i'd give you one", she slaps him and says "how dare you?!? Just because I'm fat doesn't mean you can just say you would screw me!" He retorts "screw you?!? I was scoring you out of ten".

Thought of this whilst snacking.

If one chick pea kills another chick pea... Is that considered Humuscide?

So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.

The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."

Why did the chicken commit s**...?

To get to the other side.

Chicken for Supper

So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some d**... forgot to pull it out in time.

Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

Chicken p**... Pie.

My three favorite things.

Special h**...

Getting a h**... from a chick is like watching the special Olympics...
You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better...

Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot chili Peppers CD?

To get to the Otherside.

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

The hockey player takes a shower after three periods.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

What do you call a h**... in Boston?

A tourist

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Must be one-of-a-kind...

Years ago, my older friend told me a joke that I have never heard from anyone else to this day. The joke itself is brilliantly s**....
"What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water?"
"It's going to take a moment for me to get hard; I just got laid by some chick."

Some chick got her n**... pierced at the bar last night.

I'm not very good at darts.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius s**...?

To get to the same side.

How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto

In a bucket

A chicken walks in to a bar...

A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed...

When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

This chick came up to me and claimed she recognized me from a vegan meeting

but I'd never met herbivore

Today I was offered s**... by an 18 year old female...

Now I'm not gonna lie this chick was smoking hot. In exchange for the s**... I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course I, being the great person that I am, declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong.....but not as nearly as strong as Ajax, the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

Why did the Chicken go to KFC?

To see a chicken s**....

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The Rooster. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed...

Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a h**... from across a bar.

She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.She says, " I want a man that"s smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. "The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. "The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. "The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " Liver alone, cheese mine!!"

Chicken and an egg

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

A drunk chick at the club offered me a b**..., but I turned her down. She looked too much like my sister.

And my sister is terrible at blow jobs.

I hopped in a cab after work and said to the cabbie

"My wife won't put out any more. Take me somewhere I can get an easy chick that won't say no"
10 minutes later he dropped me off at my house and said
"Just tell her Larry sent you"

A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette.

The egg says to herself, "I guess we answered that question."

I got on the bus and sat down next to this really s**... Thai chick.

All I could think to myself was "Please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**...." And then she did.

I have a chicken proof lawn…

It's impeccable…

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..

Do you know why a chicken coup only has two doors?

If it had four it would be a chicken sedan

Why did the chicken kill herself?

To get to the other side.

This vegan chick came up to me and started talking like she knew me...

...but I never met herbivore.

A chicken walks in a bar and orders a drink

The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food."

So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "caution, I'm a maneater".

I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "excuse me, Miss... about your shirt"
She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted; "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men.. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."
I looked at her, confused and said; "That's actually not what I was going to say at all."
"Oh.." she replied as a smile started to come across her face. "What were you going to say?"
"That's not how you spell manatee."

I was seeing this h**... about twice a week.

But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.

Why did the chicken hang himself?

To get to the other side.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.

I saw a millennial chick at the supermarket and thought she looked odd.

Then I realised she can't even.

"I banged the hottest chick of my class and now the whole town is talking about it."

~ Walter, 52, primary school teacher

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

A chicken walks up to a duck that's considering crossing the road.

Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To take a photo in front of a church.

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It may take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because the other chickens weren't wearing masks

I've chicken proofed my lawn

It's impeccable

What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?

Egg rolls.

I own a chicken that counts her own eggs.

She's a mathamachicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because of a rotten banana or whatever.

A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck:

Don't do it pal. You'll never hear the end of it!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the dummies house.
Knock knock... Who's there?
A chicken.
My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it's pecs.
(apologies in advance. I made this up).

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had more, it'd be a chicken sedan.
I'll see myself out.

from my 7 y/o: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference a hockey player and a hippie chick?

A hockey player showers after three periods

Chick joke, What's the difference a hockey player and a hippie chick?

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