The Best 74 Chick Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chick jokes. There are some chick cockerel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chick chick fil a puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chick Jokes and Puns

I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open

She said "it's my husband!. Quick, try the backdoor!"

Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that every day.

A man goes up to a fat chick in a bar...

and says "i'd give you one", she slaps him and says "how dare you?!? Just because I'm fat doesn't mean you can just say you would screw me!" He retorts "screw you?!? I was scoring you out of ten".

So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.

The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."

Chick joke, So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

Chicken for Supper

So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

Chick joke, Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?

Special Hand Job

Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics...

You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better...

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

The hockey player takes a shower after three periods.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

What do you call a hot chick in Boston?

A tourist

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Must be one-of-a-kind...

Years ago, my older friend told me a joke that I have never heard from anyone else to this day. The joke itself is brilliantly stupid.

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?"

"It's going to take a moment for me to get hard; I just got laid by some chick."

Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night.

I'm not very good at darts.

How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto

In a bucket

Chick joke, How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

A chicken walks in to a bar...

A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."

Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick

Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age.

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed...

When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

This chick came up to me and claimed she recognized me from a vegan meeting

but I'd never met herbivore

Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female...

Now I'm not gonna lie this chick was smoking hot. In exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course I, being the great person that I am, declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong.....but not as nearly as strong as Ajax, the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

Why did the Chicken go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The Rooster. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed...

Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar.

She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.She says, " I want a man that"s smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. "The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. "The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. "The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " Liver alone, cheese mine!!"

Chicken and an egg

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."

Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick?

Piece of cake

That awkward moment when your girlfriend and side chick are both pregnant...

...and you realize you have to tell your wife.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick?

You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

A drunk chick at the club offered me a blow job, but I turned her down. She looked too much like my sister.

And my sister is terrible at blow jobs.

I went to a bar last night

and I saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said "Wow, great legs."

She giggled and said "Really?"

I said "Yea, most tables would've collapsed by now."

I hopped in a cab after work and said to the cabbie

"My wife won't put out any more. Take me somewhere I can get an easy chick that won't say no"

10 minutes later he dropped me off at my house and said

"Just tell her Larry sent you"

I got on the bus and sat down next to this really sexy Thai chick.

All I could think to myself was "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection." And then she did.

I have a chicken proof lawn…

It's impeccable…

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..

Do you know why a chicken coup only has two doors?

If it had four it would be a chicken sedan

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Since Eve was created from Adam's ribs...

That technically makes her Adam's side chick.

Why did the chicken kill herself?

To get to the other side.

So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "caution, I'm a maneater".

I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "excuse me, Miss... about your shirt"

She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted; "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men.. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."

I looked at her, confused and said; "That's actually not what I was going to say at all."

"Oh.." she replied as a smile started to come across her face. "What were you going to say?"

"That's not how you spell manatee."

I was seeing this HOT chick about twice a week.

But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.

Why did the chicken hang himself?

To get to the other side.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.

I saw a millennial chick at the supermarket and thought she looked odd.

Then I realised she can't even.

A chicken walks up to a duck that's considering crossing the road.

Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.

I've been dating this homeless chick for a while now and it's starting to get serious.

She asked me to move out with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To take a photo in front of a church.

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich?

2 chicks together isn't really their thing.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

I walked in a pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on the table

I said:nice legs
And she said:You really think so?
I said: Yes, other tables would have collapsed by now

I've chicken proofed my lawn

It's impeccable

What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?

Egg rolls.

I was dating a schizophrenic chick and

I left her cause she was seeing other people

I own a chicken that counts her own eggs.

She's a mathamachicken.

I used to date this cross-eyed chick

We didn't last. We did not see eye-to-eye.

It's OK though. She was seeing someone on the side anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because of a rotten banana or whatever.

A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck:

Don't do it pal. You'll never hear the end of it!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the dummies house.

Knock knock... Who's there?

A chicken.

My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it's pecs.

(apologies in advance. I made this up).

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was feeling cooped up.

In so sorry, I know its lame, but I heard it at work and had to share...

Why did the chicken run across the street?

I don't know, but he was eggs-hausted after he did.

Chick-fil-A is coming out with a club sandwich made with chicken strips

They're calling it The Strip Club

Why do chickens love shopping at Costco?

They prefer to buy things in bawk.

The chicken came first...

The egg had some difficulty crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had more, it'd be a chicken sedan.

I'll see myself out.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted to show the other chickens that it had guts. (Courtesy of my daughter)

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