The Best 24 Chick Fil A Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chick Fil A jokes. There are some chick fil a cuckoo birds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chick fil a pharrell puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chick Fil A Jokes and Puns

Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich?

2 chicks together isn't really their thing.

Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?

because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*

Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

Chick Fil A joke, Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

A man calls his local Chick-fil-A and asks: "Do you serve gays?" The employee responds "No sir..."

"We serve chicken."

A Chicken tried out to be the new spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A

Unfortunately, she didn't meat egg-spectations.

(I'm not sorry)


After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A

...but only on Sundays.

Love is sweet and sour.

Love is a funny thing. One minute you're thinking "Wow, so this is what true love feels like", and the next minute the you're banned for "eating Chick Fil A sauce provocatively".

Chick Fil A joke, Love is sweet and sour.

Chick-fil-A is coming out with a club sandwich made with chicken strips

They're calling it The Strip Club

Jesus rose on the third day for Chick-Fil-A

But they were closed.

Why don't In n Out and Chick-Fil-A combine restaurants?

They're too scared and would just Chick n Out.

What did Ted Bundy order for his last meal?

Chick Fil a

*came up with that on my own. If you can improve on it feel free.

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After hearing how they treat gay people, Ive decided to boycott Chick-fil-a

On Sundays at least

Chick-fil-a was really slow getting my order to me.

They must not be on their Chick-fil- A-Game

Why is chick fil-a closed on sundays?

They need time to choke their chickens

A guy is at Chick-Fil-A

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Chick Fil A joke, What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard

I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...

What do you call bringing Chick-fil-A to watch the Super Bowl at your friend's house?

A party fowl

Everyone is upset that Chick-fil-A is ditching their calendar,

but we all knew its days were numbered.


Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal?

Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday.

What do you call a Chick Fil A that serves fish

Fish Fil A

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Where do Canadians buy their chicken?

Chick-Fil-Eh

If Chick fil A and Five Guys ever merged...

they could call it Five Guys fil a Chick

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