Chicago Cubs Jokes
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They won't be serving beer for the rest of the year at Chicago Cubs baseball games.
They lost the opener.
What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?
Completely Useless By September
They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win...
It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there.
I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series.
108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
The Chicago Cubs have come a long way...
Four-nothing
To the Chicago Cubs
Thanks, you've doomed us all.
Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series...
I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.
I can prove global warming is real.
The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already.
So, an elementary teacher in Chicago is on her first day at the job...
To get to know her students, she asks "Hey, which of you guys love the White Sox?" and everyone but one of her students exitedly raises their hands.
So she asks the single student why he doesn't love the White Sox. And the kid replies "Uh, I dunno... my mother was a cheerleader for the Cubs, and my dad played for them, and they met that way... so, of course I love them?".
And the teacher says "Oh. But you don't have to love a team because of your parents. If your father was a random p**... and your mother was some crack-w**...?".
"I guess then I'd be a White Sox fan...".
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