The Best 8 Chicago Cubs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chicago Cubs jokes. There are some chicago cubs tavern owner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chicago cubs billy goat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chicago Cubs Jokes and Puns

They won't be serving beer for the rest of the year at Chicago Cubs baseball games.

They lost the opener.

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September

They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win...

It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there.

I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series.

108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.

The Chicago Cubs have come a long way...

Four-nothing


To the Chicago Cubs

Thanks, you've doomed us all.

Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series...

I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.

I can prove global warming is real.

The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already.

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