Chica Jokes
24 chica jokes and hilarious chica puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chica that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chica Short Jokes
Short chica jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chica humour may include short soy jokes also.
- Pi pick up line I thought I'd try out one of my friend's pick up lines the other day…
Me: My love for you is like pi
Chica: How so?
Me: It's never ending.
Her response: Also irrational. - My wife is Indian, i'm Hispanic, she's pregnant with a girl and we felt it kick for the first time today. Guess we're having a kickin' chica masala.
- If your salad tastes a bit like a chica cherry cola.... it may have been grown in a savage garden.
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Chica One Liners
Which chica one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chica? I can suggest the ones about and .
- TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!
- What do you call a chica on the go? Chicago
- Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois? Because that's where the Chica go.
Great Chica Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about chica you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chica pranks.
What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?
They both shred footage.
(*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight...
At least act like you've been there before.
What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?
Completely Useless By September
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Why is Chicago called the Windy City?
Because Indiana s**... and Wisconsin blows
How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?
None. It fell down the stairs.
How many Chicago PD does it take to throw a 69 year old doctor into an armrest?
None, he fell.
The Chicago Cubs have come a long way...
Four-nothing
To the Chicago Cubs
Thanks, you've doomed us all.
Chicago really is the windy city.
After all, they did just win de World Series
Chicago wins World Series for first time since 1908
In other news, Chicago burns to ground for first time since 1871.
Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now...
BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!
Why was Chicago blushing at the party?
It's ShyTown
How do Chicago teachers know who's going to be absent?
Reading the obituaries
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Why can't Chicago take a hard stance on crime?
Why can't Chicago take a hard stance on crime.... because they have a Lightfoot!
What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?
"Stop. Police."
Why did the Chicago Bulls keep Scotty Pippen on the team?
So Michael Jordan had something to put his cigars out on.
Did you know Chicago is the world biggest outdoor shooting range.
