Chic Jokes
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Funniest Chic Short Jokes
Short chic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chic humour may include short classy jokes also.
- My science teacher told us this James Bond says to a chicken, "I'm Bond, James Bond." The chicken turns and says, "Well I'm Ken, Chic-ken."
I'll see myself out... - Dinner So, I'm having dinner with my Uncle at this chic restaurant. As he closed the menu shut, he says to the waitstaff I'll have the turtle soup and make it snappy!
- I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.
- What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay 20 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
- What do hot chic's and exotic sport cars have in common? I've never been inside either of them.
- I hate double standards When celebrities wear near see-through dresses, they are "chic" and " fashionable", but when I do it I'm "wasting cling wrap" and "ruining Christmas"
- What's the difference between people who love Ice Cream and people who love Chic Fil A They don't come in sundaes.
- This chic told me I was hung like a tick tac So I asked her if she wanted me to freshen her breath .
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Chic One Liners
Which chic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chic? I can suggest the ones about choc and fashionable.
- Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken.
- What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant? Chic-fil, eh?
- What's a baby hen called? A chic hen
- Where does The Fonz like to eat? Chic-Fil-Ayyy!
- What do you call a stylish chicken? A CHIC-hen
- Why aren't there any Chic-fil-a's in Philly? Because It's Always Sunday in Philadelphia.
- Why were the garbanzo beans on the cover of Vogue? Because they're chic peas!
- What do you call a hip Arab? A chic sheik
- Never haggle with a baby chic All their offers are cheep
Fun-Filled Chic Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about chic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chic pranks.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
To confuse philosophers.
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Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?
because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*
What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?
Completely Useless By September
Chicken for Supper
So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."
Why did the chicken cross the apple orchard?
To get to the other cider heheheh
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Why can't chickens pee?
Their p**...'s on the wrong end.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide
Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
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Chicken p**... Pie.
My three favorite things.
Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot chili Peppers CD?
To get to the Otherside.
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Why is Chicago called the Windy City?
Because Indiana s**... and Wisconsin blows
Why did the chicken get an ouija board?
To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius s**...?
To get to the same side.
How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto
In a bucket
Why did the chicken go to jail?
Fowl play.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?
They both shred footage.
(*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
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Why did the Chicken go to KFC?
To see a chicken s**....
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?
to get to the other side.
Chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight...
At least act like you've been there before.
Why was the chicken Russian?
To get to the other side.
Where was the first chicken fried?
In Greece.
Why did the chicken talk with a psychic?
To speak to the other side.
Why did the chicken hold a seance?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?
Because his family had stock in the company.
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The chicken and the egg are in their rooms m**...
I'll let you know which one comes first
How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?
None. It fell down the stairs.
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The chicken was acquitted of m**......
... because there was no evidence of fowl-play.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
Chicken
A chicken was recently admitted to Medical School, thanks to its handwriting
I have a chicken proof lawn…
It's impeccable…
Why did the chicken jump into the woodchipper?
...To get to the other side.
Why do chickens swear so much?
They only know foul language
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A chicken, a goose and a pheasant were sitting in a tavern drinking…
The chicken said, "How about we go back to my place and play s**... poker?"
The goose nodded its head, the pheasant said "I'm game."
Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?
They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..
Why did the chicken fall in the well?
He didnt see that well.
Why did the chicken walk to work instead of paying a bus fare?
To feel a sense of pride and accomplishment
Why don't chickens go to church?
Because they're Eggnostic
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.
A chicken walks in a bar and orders a drink
The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food."
What does a chicken do when it runs out of money?
Chicken strips.
Why did the chicken cross the world?
To get to the same side.
(As told by my 7-year old daughter)
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.
I always looks for a chick who is into bad boys.
Because I'm pretty much bad at everything.
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Why did the chicken have s**... with the egg?
To see who came first.
I consider myself somewhat of a chick magnet.
I just have trouble changing the polarity.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find people who care about its cake day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The road betrayed it first.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
Knock , knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To take a photo in front of a church.
Why did the chicken tell jokes in bars?
Because she thought she was a stand up comedi-hen.
Sorry.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Colonel Sanders wanted to show him a secret...
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar
The bartender has his back to them, cleaning a glass. He turns around and sees them both sitting there. "Alright, which one of you came first?"
There was once a chicken who was in a loving relationship with a salad. Unfortunately, the salad died and went to heaven. A few years later, the chicken got run over trying to cross the road. The chicken died and went to heaven.
Finally, the chicken Caesar salad.
What did the chickpea say when it got sick?
I falafel.
To impress his date, Ron took her to a very chic Italian restaurant.
After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered for the both of them. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"That's the manager." said the waiter.
This chick was beautiful so I asked her if she was a cop
Because she took my breath away
A Chicken tried out to be the new spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A
Unfortunately, she didn't meat egg-spectations.
(I'm not sorry)
My chickens were laying to many eggs so I had to sell their coop.
They now have a chicken sedan.
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Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich?
2 chicks together isn't really their thing.
Chicken restaurants are pretty redundant when you think about it...
They just trade one type of tender for another.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The road was inanimate and couldn't cross the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
(A kid I work with told this to me with the biggest grin on their face, I had a laugh and felt the need to share this.)
Why was the chicken kicked out of the movie theater?
Because he used fowl language.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the other chickens weren't wearing masks
Why did the chicken go inside the Capitol Building?
There was supposed to be a coop
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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Courtesy of my 5 year old)
Because chickens are s**...!
A chicken crossing the road is ...
... truly poultry in motion.
How do chickens keep each other entertained?
They tell bok bok jokes.
Do you know why Chicken Run was as an marked explicit movie?
It has fowl language
What is a chickens favorite vegetable?
Bawk choy
Why did the chicken go to the principal's office
it used fowl language
Why do chickens make bad comedians?
Because their jokes are fowl.
Why did the chicken get kicked out of the coop?
Because it was ostrich-sized.
It's a chicken in the backyard.
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarians desk and says, "Buk", so she gives him a book. A couple minutes later the chicken returns. "Buk", he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk" says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit" replies the frog...
What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
Egg rolls.
Why did the chicken cross the room?
It was an inside joke.
