Chic Jokes
131 chic jokes and hilarious chic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chic Short Jokes
Short chic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chic humour may include short classy jokes also.
- My science teacher told us this James Bond says to a chicken, "I'm Bond, James Bond." The chicken turns and says, "Well I'm Ken, Chic-ken."
I'll see myself out... - Dinner So, I'm having dinner with my Uncle at this chic restaurant. As he closed the menu shut, he says to the waitstaff I'll have the turtle soup and make it snappy!
- I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.
- What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay 20 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
- What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chic pea? Trump never saw a garbonzo bean on a hotel bed.
- What do hot chic's and exotic sport cars have in common? I've never been inside either of them.
- A chicken crosses the road... ..and meets 007 on the other side. "What's your name?" Asks the chicken. "Bond, James Bond," Says 007. "And how about you?"
"Ken," Says the chicken. "Chic Ken." - I hate double standards When celebrities wear near see-through dresses, they are "chic" and " fashionable", but when I do it I'm "wasting cling wrap" and "ruining Christmas"
- What's the difference between people who love Ice Cream and people who love Chic Fil A They don't come in sundaes.
- This chic told me I was hung like a tick tac So I asked her if she wanted me to freshen her breath .
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Chic One Liners
Which chic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chic? I can suggest the ones about choc and fashionable.
- Never haggle with a baby chic All their offers are cheep
- Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken.
- What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant? Chic-fil, eh?
- What's a baby hen called? A chic hen
- Where does The Fonz like to eat? Chic-Fil-Ayyy!
- What do you call a stylish chicken? A CHIC-hen
- Chics are like Voltron. The more you hook up with, the better it gets.
- Why aren't there any Chic-fil-a's in Philly? Because It's Always Sunday in Philadelphia.
- Why were the garbanzo beans on the cover of Vogue? Because they're chic peas!
- What do you call a hip Arab? A chic sheik
Fun-Filled Chic Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about chic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chic pranks.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
To confuse philosophers.
Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?
because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*
So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.
The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."
Why did the chicken commit s**...?
To get to the other side.
Chicken for Supper
So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."
Why did the chicken cross the apple orchard?
To get to the other cider heheheh
Why can't chickens pee?
Their p**...'s on the wrong end.
A CHICKEN AND AN EGG
A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, "Well, I guess that solves that question."
Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
Chicken p**... Pie.
My three favorite things.
Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot chili Peppers CD?
To get to the Otherside.
The chicken and the egg were lying in bed after having s**......
The chicken sighed happily, fluffed the pillows, and lit up a cigarette. The egg frowned and then rolled over in bed. "Well I guess that answers *that* question." he muttered.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
Why did they let the chicken join the band?
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Why did the chicken get an ouija board?
To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.
Why do chickens sit on eggs?
Because they don't have any chairs.
Source: my five-year-old.
Some chick got her n**... pierced at the bar last night.
I'm not very good at darts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius s**...?
To get to the same side.
How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto
In a bucket
A chicken and an egg were lying in bed...
..when the chicken turned to the egg, puffed from his cigarette, and said "Well that answers THAT question!".
Why did the chicken go to jail?
Fowl play.
A chicken walks in to a bar...
A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed...
When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?
They both shred footage.
(*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
This chick came up to me and claimed she recognized me from a vegan meeting
but I'd never met herbivore
Why did the Chicken go to KFC?
To see a chicken s**....
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The chicken and egg have s**...
The chicken, enjoying a post c**... cigarette, turns to the egg and says
"Well, that answered that old question"
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces.
A chicken walks into a bar
and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, "No fowl language allowed"
Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed...
Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"
Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?
to get to the other side.
Chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight...
At least act like you've been there before.
Why was the chicken Russian?
To get to the other side.
Where was the first chicken fried?
In Greece.
Why did the chicken talk with a psychic?
To speak to the other side.
Why did the chicken hold a seance?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?
Because his family had stock in the company.
A chicken and an egg just finished having s**...
The egg starts smoking a cigarette and says "well I guess we know the answer to that question".
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette.
The egg says to herself, "I guess we answered that question."
I have a chicken proof lawn…
It's impeccable…
The Chicken and the Egg are lying in bed...
The Chicken takes a drag of a cigarette and says... "Well, I guess that answers that question..."
A chicken joke
Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know. Why?
Son: To get to the ugly man's house.
Me: Hmm...
Son: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Son: The Chicken!
Me: You're no son of mine.
Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?
They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
Why did the chicken stare at a piece of lettuce?
Because chicken sees a salad.
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
Because the referee was blowin fowles
Do you know why a chicken coup only has two doors?
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan
Why did the chicken walk to work instead of paying a bus fare?
To feel a sense of pride and accomplishment
A chicken and an egg lay in bed smoking cigarettes.
The egg says, "well, that answers that old question."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other... Slide.
Why did the chicken kill herself?
To get to the other side.
A chicken walks in a bar and orders a drink
The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food."
What does a chicken do when it runs out of money?
Chicken strips.
A chicken and an egg are in bed
A chicken and an egg are in bed together.
The chicken has her arms crossed and is glaring at the egg.
The egg has an amused look on his face and is smoking a cigarette.
After few moments the chicken says:
Well I guess we answered THAT question.
Why did the chicken hang himself?
To get to the other side.
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.
I always looks for a chick who is into bad boys.
Because I'm pretty much bad at everything.
Why did the chicken have s**... with the egg?
To see who came first.
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find people who care about its cake day.
A chicken walks up to a duck that's considering crossing the road.
Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The road betrayed it first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To take a photo in front of a church.
What did the chickpea say when it got sick?
I falafel.
To impress his date, Ron took her to a very chic Italian restaurant.
After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered for the both of them. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"That's the manager." said the waiter.
This chick was beautiful so I asked her if she was a cop
Because she took my breath away
A Chicken tried out to be the new spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A
Unfortunately, she didn't meat egg-spectations.
(I'm not sorry)
Why does a Chicken Coop have two doors?
'Cause if it had four doors, it would be a Chicken Sedan
...Sorry...
Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich?
2 chicks together isn't really their thing.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the other chickens weren't wearing masks
Why did the chicken go inside the Capitol Building?
There was supposed to be a coop
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Courtesy of my 5 year old)
Because chickens are s**...!
Do you know why Chicken Run was as an marked explicit movie?
It has fowl language
What is a chickens favorite vegetable?
Bawk choy
I've chicken proofed my lawn
It's impeccable
