Chic Jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto

In a bucket

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.

Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage.



(*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

I have a chicken proof lawn…

It's impeccable…

Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night.

I'm not very good at darts.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Chicken for Supper

So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."

Chicken and an egg

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Why did the chicken kill herself?

To get to the other side.

Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight...

At least act like you've been there before.

This chick came up to me and claimed she recognized me from a vegan meeting

but I'd never met herbivore

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty)

The Rooster. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

Do you know why a chicken coup only has two doors?

If it had four it would be a chicken sedan

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed...

When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."

Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed...

Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.

The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."

Why did the Chicken go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip.

Why did the chicken hang himself?

To get to the other side.

A chicken walks up to a duck that's considering crossing the road.

Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.

A chicken walks in a bar and orders a drink

The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food."

A chicken walks in to a bar...

A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."

How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant?

The kid stutters

A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette.

The egg says to herself, "I guess we answered that question."

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did the chicken cross the MΓΆbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Chicken Pot Pie.

My three favorite things.

Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot Chili Peppers CD?

To get to the Otherside.

The chicken farm

A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The owner is curious, but doesn't say anything. The same thing happens when the farmer returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks.

When he returns for the fourth time, the owner's curiousity is too much for him, so he asks the farmer why he keeps coming back for so many chicks.

The farmer says, "Well, I guess I must be doing something wrong, but I don't know what. I think I'm either planting them too deep or too close together."

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other... Slide.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs.

Source: my five-year-old.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find people who care about its cake day.

Why can't chickens pee?

Their pecker's on the wrong end.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why did the chicken have sex with the egg?

To see who came first.

A chicken and an egg lay in bed smoking cigarettes.

The egg says, "well, that answers that old question."

Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?

because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

Because the referee was blowin fowles

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

I always looks for a chick who is into bad boys.

Because I'm pretty much bad at everything.

The chicken and egg have sex

The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says

"Well, that answered that old question"

Why do chickens lay eggs?

To confuse philosophers.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.




as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken talk with a psychic?

To speak to the other side.

Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

What does a chicken do when it runs out of money?

Chicken strips.

Why did the chicken cross the apple orchard?

To get to the other cider heheheh

Why did the chicken stare at a piece of lettuce?

Because chicken sees a salad.

The chicken and the egg were lying in bed after having sex...

The chicken sighed happily, fluffed the pillows, and lit up a cigarette. The egg frowned and then rolled over in bed. "Well I guess that answers *that* question." he muttered.

A chicken walks into a bar

and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, "No fowl language allowed"

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken walk to work instead of paying a bus fare?

To feel a sense of pride and accomplishment

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The road betrayed it first.

A chicken and an egg just finished having sex

The egg starts smoking a cigarette and says "well I guess we know the answer to that question".

A chicken and an egg were lying in bed...

..when the chicken turned to the egg, puffed from his cigarette, and said "Well that answers THAT question!".

The Chicken and the Egg are lying in bed...

The Chicken takes a drag of a cigarette and says... "Well, I guess that answers that question..."

Chicago Police Department

In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.

The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".

A CHICKEN AND AN EGG

A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, "Well, I guess that solves that question."

Why did the chicken go to jail?

Fowl play.

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