To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
In a bucket
Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
In Greece.
They both shred footage.
(*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
It's impeccableβ¦
I'm not very good at darts.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..
To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.
To get to the other side.
At least act like you've been there before.
but I'd never met herbivore
To get to the other side.
The Rooster. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan
If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."
Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"
Because their peckers are on their faces.
The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."
To see a chicken strip.
To get to the other side.
Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.
The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food."
A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."
The kid stutters
The egg says to herself, "I guess we answered that question."
Because his family had stock in the company.
To get to the same side.
My three favorite things.
To get to the Otherside.
A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The owner is curious, but doesn't say anything. The same thing happens when the farmer returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks.
When he returns for the fourth time, the owner's curiousity is too much for him, so he asks the farmer why he keeps coming back for so many chicks.
The farmer says, "Well, I guess I must be doing something wrong, but I don't know what. I think I'm either planting them too deep or too close together."
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
To get to the other... Slide.
Because they don't have any chairs.
Source: my five-year-old.
To find people who care about its cake day.
Their pecker's on the wrong end.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
To see who came first.
The egg says, "well, that answers that old question."
because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*
To get to the other side.
Because the referee was blowin fowles
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
Because I'm pretty much bad at everything.
The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says
"Well, that answered that old question"
To confuse philosophers.
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
To get to the other side.
To speak to the other side.
They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
Chicken strips.
To get to the other cider heheheh
Because chicken sees a salad.
The chicken sighed happily, fluffed the pillows, and lit up a cigarette. The egg frowned and then rolled over in bed. "Well I guess that answers *that* question." he muttered.
and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, "No fowl language allowed"
to get to the other side.
To feel a sense of pride and accomplishment
The road betrayed it first.
The egg starts smoking a cigarette and says "well I guess we know the answer to that question".
..when the chicken turned to the egg, puffed from his cigarette, and said "Well that answers THAT question!".
The Chicken takes a drag of a cigarette and says... "Well, I guess that answers that question..."
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.
The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.
The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.
The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, "Well, I guess that solves that question."
Fowl play.
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