Following is our collection of funny Chic jokes. There are some chic elegant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chic mortis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*
The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."
To get to the other side.
So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."
Their pecker's on the wrong end.
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
My three favorite things.
To get to the Otherside.
If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.
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Because they don't have any chairs.
Source: my five-year-old.
I'm not very good at darts.
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
To get to the same side.
In a bucket
A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."
When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
They both shred footage.
(*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
but I'd never met herbivore
To see a chicken strip.
The Rooster. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
The kid stutters
At least act like you've been there before.
In Greece.
To get to the other side.
Because his family had stock in the company.
To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
The egg says to herself, "I guess we answered that question."
It's impeccableβ¦
They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..
Because the referee was blowin fowles
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan
The egg says, "well, that answers that old question."
To get to the other... Slide.
To get to the other side.
The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food."
To get to the other side.
Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.
Because I'm pretty much bad at everything.
To see who came first.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
To find people who care about its cake day.
Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.
To take a photo in front of a church.
After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered for the both of them. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"That's the manager." said the waiter.
Because she took my breath away
2 chicks together isn't really their thing.
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
A: Because the other chickens weren't wearing masks
Because chickens are stupid!
Bawk choy
It's impeccable
Egg rolls.
She's a mathamachicken.
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.
So in short... to get to the other side.
Because of a rotten banana or whatever.
Nvm, a car hit it.
Don't do it pal. You'll never hear the end of it!
To get to the dummies house.
Knock knock... Who's there?
A chicken.
My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.
To build up it's pecs.
(apologies in advance. I made this up).
To get to the other site.
He was feeling cooped up.
In so sorry, I know its lame, but I heard it at work and had to share...
I don't know, but he was eggs-hausted after he did.
They're calling it The Strip Club
They prefer to buy things in bawk.
The egg had some difficulty crossing the road.
To get to the other slide.
Because if it had more, it'd be a chicken sedan.
I'll see myself out.
Because it wanted to show the other chickens that it had guts. (Courtesy of my daughter)
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