The Best 75 Chic Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chic jokes. There are some chic elegant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chic mortis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chic Jokes and Puns
Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?
because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*
So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.
The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Chicken for Supper
So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."
Why can't chickens pee?
Their pecker's on the wrong end.
Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Chicken Pot Pie.
My three favorite things.
Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot Chili Peppers CD?
To get to the Otherside.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
Why did they let the chicken join the band?
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Why did the chicken get an ouija board?
To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.
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Why do chickens sit on eggs?
Because they don't have any chairs.
Source: my five-year-old.
Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night.
I'm not very good at darts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
Why did the chicken cross the MΓΆbius strip?
To get to the same side.
How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto
In a bucket
A chicken walks in to a bar...
A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed...
When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?
They both shred footage.
(*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
This chick came up to me and claimed she recognized me from a vegan meeting
but I'd never met herbivore
Why did the Chicken go to KFC?
To see a chicken strip.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The Rooster. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed...
Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"
Chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
The kid stutters
Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight...
At least act like you've been there before.
Where was the first chicken fried?
In Greece.
Why did the chicken hold a seance?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?
Because his family had stock in the company.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette.
The egg says to herself, "I guess we answered that question."
I have a chicken proof lawnβ¦
It's impeccableβ¦
Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?
They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
Because the referee was blowin fowles
Do you know why a chicken coup only has two doors?
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan
A chicken and an egg lay in bed smoking cigarettes.
The egg says, "well, that answers that old question."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other... Slide.
Why did the chicken kill herself?
To get to the other side.
A chicken walks in a bar and orders a drink
The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food."
Why did the chicken hang himself?
To get to the other side.
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.
I always looks for a chick who is into bad boys.
Because I'm pretty much bad at everything.
Why did the chicken have sex with the egg?
To see who came first.
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs β¬2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs β¬2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs β¬2.40
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find people who care about its cake day.
A chicken walks up to a duck that's considering crossing the road.
Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To take a photo in front of a church.
To impress his date, Ron took her to a very chic Italian restaurant.
After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered for the both of them. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"That's the manager." said the waiter.
This chick was beautiful so I asked her if she was a cop
Because she took my breath away
Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich?
2 chicks together isn't really their thing.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the other chickens weren't wearing masks
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Courtesy of my 5 year old)
Because chickens are stupid!
What is a chickens favorite vegetable?
Bawk choy
I've chicken proofed my lawn
It's impeccable
What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
Egg rolls.
I own a chicken that counts her own eggs.
She's a mathamachicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.
So in short... to get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of a rotten banana or whatever.
Why did the chicken cross-
Nvm, a car hit it.
A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck:
Don't do it pal. You'll never hear the end of it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the dummies house.
Knock knock... Who's there?
A chicken.
My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To build up it's pecs.
(apologies in advance. I made this up).
Why did the Chicken switch tabs?
To get to the other site.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was feeling cooped up.
In so sorry, I know its lame, but I heard it at work and had to share...
Why did the chicken run across the street?
I don't know, but he was eggs-hausted after he did.
Chick-fil-A is coming out with a club sandwich made with chicken strips
They're calling it The Strip Club
Why do chickens love shopping at Costco?
They prefer to buy things in bawk.
The chicken came first...
The egg had some difficulty crossing the road.
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had more, it'd be a chicken sedan.
I'll see myself out.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to show the other chickens that it had guts. (Courtesy of my daughter)
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