The Best 3 Chia Pet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chia Pet jokes. There are some chia pet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chia pet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chia Pet Jokes and Puns

My Chia Pet was so boring...

...It was so boring, I'd rather go watch the grass grow

If I ever get a Chia Pet

I'm naming it Hairy Pottery.

Yo momma's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia Pet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chia pet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chia pet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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