The Best 5 Chia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chia jokes. There are some chia cate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chia chia pet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chia Jokes and Puns

My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago.

The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed.

My Chia Pet was so boring...

...It was so boring, I'd rather go watch the grass grow

Why did Chiang Kai-Shek attack his former communist allies?

Because they didn't get good Marx!

If I ever get a Chia Pet

I'm naming it Hairy Pottery.

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chia choy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chia choi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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