Chewy Jokes
47 chewy jokes and hilarious chewy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chewy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chewy Short Jokes
Short chewy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chewy humour may include short chewed jokes also.
- Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie. He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.
- To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies". They were a little on the Chewy side.
- I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy
- BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
- Two homeless men are dumpster diving for food outside of a synagogue... One of the men pops his head out and says to the other, Man, these onion rings are really chewy!
- Why doesn't anyone eat wookiee meat? It's Chewie.
- The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
- I went to a restaurant last night... Had the Wookie steak. It was a little chewy.
- Of course Chewie would get angry when he loses a game! He makes Wookie mistakes!
- Han Solo didn't like his steak… … because it was Chewy.
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Chewy One Liners
Which chewy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chewy? I can suggest the ones about gummy and dog chewing.
- Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
- Have you ever tasted a baby wookie? It's good, but still a little Chewie.
- I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie.
- 2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy
- Tried Wookiee meat the other day it was Chewie.
- You ever tried Wookie meat? Its chewy.
- Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy
- What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"? They were really Chewie!
- Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!
- Have you tasted baby Wookie meat? They say it's a little Chewie
- How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks? Chewie and Luke-warm
- What did the food critic say after trying the Wookiee? That was a bit Chewie
- How do Wookiees taste? Chewie.
- I had a Wookie burger the other day. It was Chewie.
- What's the main problem with Wookie steaks? They're a little Chewie.
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Giggle-Inducing Chewy Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about chewy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chewing gum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chewy pranks.
Why did Princess Leia spit and not s**...?
Because it was Chewy
A stormtrooper sits down to have dinner with his family...
His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."
What would a baby wookie taste like?
A little chewy.
Just started my Vegan diet.
They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.
why does Han Solo like gum so much?
Because it's chewy
Why did Han Solo become a vegetarian?
Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.
I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night
The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.
What does baby wookie meat taste like?
A little chewy.
stormtrooper family dinner
So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."
I recently had the opportunity to eat baby wookie
The taste was great, but the meat was a little chewy
I ate a Wookie Steak...
...it was a little Chewy.
I had a Wookie steak last night
It was a little Chewy...
Why did the sarlac not like eating wookies?
It always found them a little chewy.
What do you call the chewy candy that tastes like a mongoose and kills snakes?
Riki Tiki Taffy
Wookie jerky wouldn't be too bad
It'd just be a little Chewy
I ate a Wookie once
It was Chewy.
What's for dinner Dad?
What's for dinner Dad?
*Wookie steak.*
Is it any good?
*A little Chewy*
I like my bacon like I like the pilot of the millennium falcon
Them: chewy?
Me: No. Solo. *attacks them for looking at my bacon*
My friend made cookies decorated to look like Wookies
The one I ate tasted good, but it was a little Chewy
Star Wars meat joke
As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: "For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."
What's it like to go down on an ewok?
It's alright, they're just a little chewy.
So I tried a Wookie steak the other day
It was a little Chewy