The Best 13 Chews Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chews jokes. There are some chews kibbles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chews seeds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chews Jokes and Puns

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...

They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.

"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the *only one* in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...

...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs.

"Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"

Two cows are out grazing in a pasture.

One turns to the other and says, "Have you heard about this mad cow disease that's going around? Its pretty scary stuff."

The other cow nods and chews its cud thoughtfully. "I suppose it is pretty scary, but it doesn't affect us ducks."

Chews joke, Two cows are out grazing in a pasture.

A man is sitting in a train

and watches the guy on the other side of the aisle take an apple out of his pocket, cutting it open, picking out the seeds and chewing them.

Why are you chewing the seeds?
They make me smarter
Really? Could I have some?
Sure, dollar a piece

The man agrees and gets three apple seeds for three bucks. He chews them for a while, then says Wait a minute, for three bucks I could've bought two pounds of apples!

See, it's already working

How does a train eat?

It chew chews.


NSFW - How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She chews before she swallows

My friend eats his fortune cookies with the fortune still inside.

I think he chews wisely

Chews joke, My friend eats his fortune cookies with the fortune still inside.

My dog recently stole my loafers.

Now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**

Some Chuck Norris jokes here.

Chuck Norris does not eat honey.
- He chews on bees.

Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.

Why do Nazi's hate Starburst candy?

Because they are acidic chews.

What was the chef's favorite thing to protest?

The Right to Chews

You can explore chews cheerios reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chews nibble dad jokes. There are also chews puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chews cockatoo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chews gum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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