Chews Jokes

Funniest Chews Short Jokes

Short chews jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chews humour may include short chewing jokes also.

1. My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him... He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
2. My dad has a pencil that was once owned by Shakespeare. It's so chewed up that we can't tell if it's 2b or not 2b.
3. My son was chewing on electrical cords so i had to ground him.. He is doing better currently and conducting himself properly
4. I caught my daughter chewing on an electrical cable. So I had to ground her and kept her at ohm
   She's doing better currently .
   And conducting herself properly
5. What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says "Spit out the gum!"
   A train says "Chew! Chew!"
   Ye, courtesy of my 8 year old daughter.
6. William Shakespeare chewed on his pencil so much... ...that eventually he couldn't tell if it was 2B or not 2B.
7. I own a pencil used by William Shakespeare He used to chew on it a lot though, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
8. My son was chewing electrical wires everyday. So I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.
9. I own the chewed pencil that shakespeare used to write his famous works. He used to chew on it so much that I can't tell whether it's 2B or not 2B.
10. One of Shakespeare's original pencils is going up for auction Problem is its very chewed, so nobody can tell if its 2b or not 2b

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Chews One Liners

Which chews one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chews? I can suggest the ones about chewed and chewing gum.

1. Two mice are chewing on a film roll One says, "I liked the book better"
2. My 8 year-old kept chewing electrical wires… …so I had to ground him.
3. My son kept chewing electrical cables. So i had to ground him.
4. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew
5. My teacher said, "Are you chewing gum?" I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"
6. Why did my dog hallucinate after chewing my shoes? They were laced.
7. How does a train eat? Chew Chew
8. What do you call a Wookiee with a nicotine addiction? Chew to' bacca
9. What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.
10. I'm not saying my wife is ugly but... Years of chewing tobacco has discoloured her tooth
11. Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, "I think the book was better"
12. What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.
13. What's a cow's favourite Beatles song? Hay Chewed
14. How does a train eat? It chew chews.
15. Shakespeare's pencil is so chewed… You can't tell whether it's 2B or not 2B

Hilarious Fun Chews Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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