The Best 6 Chewing Tobacco Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chewing Tobacco jokes. There are some chewing tobacco jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chewing tobacco puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chewing Tobacco Jokes and Puns

I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...

Years of chewing tobacco has discoloured her tooth

I once knew a rapper who used cannabis infused citrus as chewing tobacco

He spat some dope limes

Did you hear about the guy who tried to enter the chewing tobacco competition?

He ended up being the first ones out because he bit off more than he could chew

Redneck wisdom

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonnaΒ  divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over; women like that are hard to find."

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chewing tobacco jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chewing tobacco piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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