Following is our collection of funny Chewing Tobacco jokes. There are some chewing tobacco jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chewing tobacco puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Years of chewing tobacco has discoloured her tooth
He spat some dope limes
He ended up being the first ones out because he bit off more than he could chew
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over; women like that are hard to find."
A chew-chew train.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chewing tobacco jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chewing tobacco piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.