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Funniest Chewie Short Jokes

Short chewie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chewie humour may include short falcon jokes also.

  1. Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie. He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.
  2. To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies". They were a little on the Chewy side.
  3. I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy
  4. BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
  5. Two homeless men are dumpster diving for food outside of a synagogue... One of the men pops his head out and says to the other, Man, these onion rings are really chewy!
  6. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
  7. why does Han Solo like gum so much? Because it's chewy
  8. Why did Han Solo become a vegetarian? Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.
  9. I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.
  10. What's the worst part about eating a tiny Wookie? It's a little chewie.

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Chewie One Liners

Which chewie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chewie? I can suggest the ones about meaty and ate.

  1. Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
  2. Have you ever tasted a baby wookie? It's good, but still a little Chewie.
  3. I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie.
  4. 2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy
  5. What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"? They were really Chewie!
  6. Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!
  7. How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks? Chewie and Luke-warm
  8. What did the food critic say after trying the Wookiee? That was a bit Chewie
  9. How do Wookiees taste? Chewie.
  10. What's the main problem with Wookie steaks? They're a little Chewie.
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  11. Why doesn't anyone eat wookiee meat? It's Chewie.
  12. Of course Chewie would get angry when he loses a game! He makes Wookie mistakes!
  13. Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste. Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.
  14. Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.
  15. What's Han Solo's favorite gum? Big League Chewie
Chewie joke, What's Han Solo's favorite gum?

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Chewie Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about chewie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bubblegum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chewie pranks.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot....

....Chewie

Did you hear about the time chewie broke the light speed on the falcon?

Han said, "Don't worry, it was a wookie mistake."

You should be careful eating wookie meat

It could be chewie

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character...

...is it crunchy or Chewie?

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Why was it so hard to eat the baby wookie?

Because it was a little chewie

Darth Vader invites all of his sith buddies over for a BBQ,

he tells them that the burgers are made from Wookiee meat, to which someone replies "no wonder these burgers are so Chewie"

What did the Rancor say after he ate the Wookiee?

Hmmm, Chewie!

As a kid, I once ate a Star Wars eraser...

It was a little Chewie.

Han Solo and Chewbacca joined the US military. Han flew the F-16 Fighting Falcon. What did Chewie fly?

A Harrier.

I finally tried some Wookiee last night....

It was a little Chewie.

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What do you call a Jewish wookie?

Jewie
get it? Chewie? from star wars?

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie
(You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Chewie joke, What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

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