Chewie Jokes

Funniest Chewie Short Jokes

Short chewie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chewie humour may include short falcon jokes also.

1. Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie. He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.
2. To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies". They were a little on the Chewy side.
3. I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy
4. BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
5. Two homeless men are dumpster diving for food outside of a synagogue... One of the men pops his head out and says to the other, Man, these onion rings are really chewy!
6. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
7. why does Han Solo like gum so much? Because it's chewy
8. Why did Han Solo become a vegetarian? Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.
9. I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.
10. What's the worst part about eating a tiny Wookie? It's a little chewie.

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Chewie One Liners

Which chewie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chewie? I can suggest the ones about meaty and ate.

1. Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
2. Have you ever tasted a baby wookie? It's good, but still a little Chewie.
3. I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie.
4. 2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy
5. What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"? They were really Chewie!
6. Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!
7. How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks? Chewie and Luke-warm
8. What did the food critic say after trying the Wookiee? That was a bit Chewie
9. How do Wookiees taste? Chewie.
10. What's the main problem with Wookie steaks? They're a little Chewie.
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11. Why doesn't anyone eat wookiee meat? It's Chewie.
12. Of course Chewie would get angry when he loses a game! He makes Wookie mistakes!
13. Nobody knows how a Wookiee taste. Rumor has it that at least one is Chewie.
14. Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.
15. What's Han Solo's favorite gum? Big League Chewie

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What funny jokes about chewie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bubblegum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chewie pranks.