The Best 51 Chewbacca Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Chewbacca Jokes and Puns
Today my friend met Chewbacca...
...she said he was "A big stupid fur ball." So he picked her up ripped of her arms and threw her out of a window. I mean everyone knows not to insult Chewbacca like that.
She made a Wookie Mistake.
When Chewbacca was learning his bowcaster skills he accidentally shot himself in the foot...
Wookie error.
Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!
They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca...
It was a Wookie mistake
What would Chewbacca say on his deathbed?
Argh argh argh...
What award did Chewbacca win his first season as a professional athlete?
Wookie of the year.
What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?
Wookieeleaks
Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?
He's such a wookie pilot.
I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?
He's just a wookie!
What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?
A wookiee talkie.
Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?
Wookiepedia
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Did you know Chewbacca got a girl pregnant the first time he had sex
It was a Wookie mistake
Star wars dad joke heard tonight
Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
Me "he's a wookie. "
Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."
Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
For Halloween, Chewbacca dressed up as Fozzie bear.
Waka wookie!
Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.
But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.
Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?
He made a few Wookiee errors.
In my younger, more naive days I once beat Chewbacca at Holochess.
It was a Wookie mistake.
What would you call Chewbacca in his first year of MLB?
A Rookie Wookiee
Now that Han is dead, Chewbacca
is flying the Millennium Falcon solo.
Did you know that Wookies can't smoke?
But they can *chewbacca*
May the Fourth be with you
What would Chewbacca be called if he worked with porcelain?
Hairy Potter
My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.
My son Luke loves how I named all our children after Star Wars characters...
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Why did Chewbacca get sued over the title of his book on porcelain?
He called it "Hairy Potter"
Where does Chewbacca go for his information on the internet?
Wookipedia
Which soccer playing Star Wars character is a prolific goal scorer?
Chewbacca the net.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee
What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?
Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.
Did you hear Chewbacca started working with porcelain?
They call him Hairy Potter.
Han Solo and Chewbacca joined the US military. Han flew the F-16 Fighting Falcon. What did Chewie fly?
A Harrier.
Apparently Chewbacca crashed the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it.
It was a typical Wookie mistake.
Did you Chewbacca became a film director? The actors keep complaining he hasn't gotten one scene right yet...
Wookie Miss Takes
I hit Chewbacca with my car, and killed him. I feel bad, but I didn't want the meat to go to waste, so I cooked it.
It was chewy.
Chewbacca
Urrrrrrrrrrrr aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr uuurrrrrrrrrrrr arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Why was Chewbacca sent to the principal's office?
Cuz he was caught skipping class and playing wookie.........
(I'll see myself out now)
Did you hear Chewbacca took up porcelain?
They call him the Hairy Potter.
What do you call Chewbacca after he's been rolled in chocolate bits?
A chocolate chip Wookiee
Why did Chewbacca go dating in Somerset?
He was looking for a Wookey hole
Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.
First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...
Classic wookie mistake.
(Oldie, but never gets olde)
Why is Chewbacca bad at shooting blasters?
He's a Wookie.
Where does Chewbacca go to get confidential documents about his enemies?
Wookieeleaks.
The first time Chewbacca tried to fly a ship, he pulled gear lever instead of break lever.
A Wookie mistake.
My son Luke loves the fact he's named after a Star Wars character
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much
So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan... and Fives is short for CT-27-5555... and Artoo is short for R2D2... and Chewie is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper
Why was Chewbacca a terrible pilot?
What do you expect, he was just a wookie
Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob?
He made a Wookiee mistake
Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake.
Chewbacca locked the keys in the Millennium Falcon.......
It was a Wookie mistake!
Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.
It was a Wookie mistake.
Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
Wookieleaks
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