Chewbacca Jokes
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Laugh out loud with these rude, funny Chewbacca jokes! From Jewbacca to Keebler, you won't be able to stop giggling with these off-the-wall jokes about the iconic Star Wars character.
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Funniest Chewbacca Short Jokes
Short chewbacca jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chewbacca humour may include short chewy jokes also.
- Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next star wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
- I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca... It was a Wookie mistake
- Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
Me "he's a wookie. "
Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now." - The first time Chewbacca tried to fly a ship, he pulled gear lever instead of break lever. A Wookie mistake.
- When Chewbacca was learning his bowcaster skills he accidentally shot himself in the foot... Wookie error.
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee
- What award did Chewbacca win his first season as a professional athlete? Wookie of the year.
- What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks
- Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon? He's such a wookie pilot.
I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good. - My son Luke loves how I named all our children after Star Wars characters... My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
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Chewbacca One Liners
Which chewbacca one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chewbacca? I can suggest the ones about solo and falcon.
- Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors.
- Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob? He made a Wookiee mistake
- What's Chewbacca's favorite beer? Milwookie's Best
- Why was Chewbacca a terrible pilot? What do you expect, he was just a wookie
- Chewbacca locked the keys in the Millennium Falcon....... It was a Wookie mistake!
- What do you call Chewbacca's Chinese cousin? A Fortune Wookie
- What would Chewbacca be called if he worked with porcelain? Hairy Potter
- What did they call Chewbacca in his first year of the NBA? A Wookie
- What is Chewbacca's least favorite font? Sans Solo.
- Why is Chewbacca bad at shooting blasters? He's a Wookie.
- Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia
- Now that Han is dead, Chewbacca is flying the Millennium Falcon solo.
- Why did Chewbacca go dating in Somerset? He was looking for a Wookey hole
- What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie.
- Where does Chewbacca go for his information on the internet? Wookipedia
Giggle-Inducing Chewbacca Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about chewbacca you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean droid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chewbacca pranks.
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Today my friend met Chewbacca...
...she said he was "A big s**... fur ball." So he picked her up ripped of her arms and threw her out of a window. I mean everyone knows not to insult Chewbacca like that.
She made a Wookie Mistake.
On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies?
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Did you know Chewbacca got a girl pregnant the first time he had s**...
It was a Wookie mistake
Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.
But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.
In my younger, more naive days I once beat Chewbacca at Holochess.
It was a Wookie mistake.
Did you know that Wookies can't smoke?
But they can *chewbacca*
May the Fourth be with you
Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season
Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season this year. With his impressive skating abilities and the number of goals he scored...
Its no wonder he won the wookie of the year award.
Sorry.
What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?
Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.
Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.
First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...
Classic wookie mistake.
(Oldie, but never gets olde)
Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.
It was a Wookie mistake.
