Chevy Jokes
40 chevy jokes and hilarious chevy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chevy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh at some of the funniest and most offensive Chevy jokes around. Get ready to tear up Ford and Dodge fans with these jokes about Chevy vehicles. Get into the spirit of competition and learn why Chevrolet is the vehicle of choice for automobile lovers everywhere.
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Funniest Chevy Short Jokes
Short chevy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chevy humour may include short vehicle jokes also.
- A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy Best pickup line ever
- Did you hear about the Russian man who got turned into a chevy? They call him Vlad the Impala.
- The last girl I dated was like a loan on the All-New 2020 Silverado during Chevy Truck Month She made herself available for a limited time only, then had 0% interest for 12 months.
- What does Ford stand for? Found On Road Dead
My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes - My buddy has a sign in his driveway that says "Chevy parking only". I drive a Grand caravan. Needless to say, I've been Dodging the guy.
- What's the difference between a 1972 chevelle and a bic mini? Well one is a heavy chevy and the other is a little lighter.
- When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?
- Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy
- New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.
- Tom Brady originally offered that Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll... ...however, Carroll said "I'll pass."
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Chevy One Liners
Which chevy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chevy? I can suggest the ones about automobile and dodge.
- What do you call a corvette following a Camaro at high speeds? Chevy Chase.
- I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle A greyhound bus.
- Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala.
- What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette.
- What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Chevy Maliboos.
- Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
- Why don't veterans like Chevy? Because they're "like Iraq"
- Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks? Because they're like Iraq.
- Hey guys, I can give you a couple of reliable pickup lines. Ford, Toyota, Chevy.
- How do you make "Malabu" a lower class word, instead of a high class word? Chevy Malabu
- When you're drivin' in your Chevy and you feel somethin' heavy... Diarrhea, diarrhea.
- There was a chevy avalanche in the mountains today. 10 people were killed.
- What do 7 million Chevy's have in common? I don't recall.
- chevy badge on a holdern upvote if you think they're gay
- What does the Chevy IROC stand for? Italian r**... Out Cruising
Hilarious Fun Chevy Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about chevy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corvette jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chevy pranks.
Indian On The Road
I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".
I've been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line...
"Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline..."
3 women were discussing their s**... lives..
The first one said-"My husband is like a h**...; big, strong and rock hard."
The second says-"My husband is like a Porsche; smooth, sleek and fast."
They look at the third one to speak up. She pauses for a second, and then says-"Mine's like an old Chevy.. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while its still going."
Two old farmers were talking about the 'good-ole-days'..
The old farmer from Texas says, "When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day and still be on my property."
The old farmer from Kentucky said, "Yeah, I had a truck like that once too... you shoulda gota Ford...h**..., they'll get ya all the way ta town and back!"
How do you make a Chevy Malibu float?
Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu
I just replaced a bunch of parts on my Chevy muscle car and made it a Pontiac muscle car.
Now it's a trans Trans-Am.
