The Best 28 Chevy Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chevy chevy truck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chevy Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

Indian On The Road

I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".

A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy

Best pickup line ever

Chevy joke, A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy

I've been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line...

"Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline..."

Did you hear about the Russian man who got turned into a chevy?

They call him Vlad the Impala.

3 women were discussing their sex lives..

The first one said-"My husband is like a Hummer; big, strong and rock hard."

The second says-"My husband is like a Porsche; smooth, sleek and fast."

They look at the third one to speak up. She pauses for a second, and then says-"Mine's like an old Chevy.. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while its still going."

I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle

A greyhound bus.

Chevy joke, I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle

Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire.

Now it's Vlad the Impala.

The last girl I dated was like a loan on the All-New 2020 Silverado during Chevy Truck Month

She made herself available for a limited time only, then had 0% interest for 12 months.

Two old farmers were talking about the 'good-ole-days'..

The old farmer from Texas says, "When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day and still be on my property."

The old farmer from Kentucky said, "Yeah, I had a truck like that once too... you shoulda gota Ford...hell, they'll get ya all the way ta town and back!"

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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What does Ford stand for?

Found On Road Dead

My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

What kind of cars do ghosts drive?

Chevy Maliboos.

What's the difference between a 1972 chevelle and a bic mini?

Well one is a heavy chevy and the other is a little lighter.

When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy

Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?

Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax

He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy

Chevy joke, Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax

Why don't veterans like Chevy?

Because they're "like Iraq"

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

Hey guys, I can give you a couple of reliable pickup lines.

Ford, Toyota, Chevy.

New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks

Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.

Tom Brady originally offered that Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll...

...however, Carroll said "I'll pass."

How do you make a Chevy Malibu float?

Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu

I just replaced a bunch of parts on my Chevy muscle car and made it a Pontiac muscle car.

Now it's a trans Trans-Am.

How do you make "Malabu" a lower class word, instead of a high class word?

Chevy Malabu

When you're drivin' in your Chevy and you feel somethin' heavy...

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Chevy has already made the Silverado and the Colorado. Next, they should make the Turbinado.

That would be sweet.

My girlfriend said she's break up with me if I didn't stop being a casanova.

Apparently she doesn't like that I live in my Chevy.

Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode?

They found it had trouble going in reverse

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