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Chevy And Ford Jokes

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A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy

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I've been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line...

"Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline..."

Two old farmers were talking about the 'good-ole-days'..

The old farmer from Texas says, "When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day and still be on my property."
The old farmer from Kentucky said, "Yeah, I had a truck like that once too... you shoulda gota Ford...h**..., they'll get ya all the way ta town and back!"

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My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

Hey guys, I can give you a couple of reliable pickup lines.

Ford, Toyota, Chevy.


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