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A man had just won big on lottery. Asked about what he'd do with the money, his immediate answer was to fix everything broken on his 2007 Chevrolet Malibu ...

"What about the rest of the money?" He was asked again.
"Well, I hope the bank can lend it to me."

What kind of country would we have if everybody drove a pink Chevrolet?

A pink carnation.

What do you call a domesticated Chevrolet?

A tame impala.

What car brands mean

Ford-Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Pontiac-Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
Fiat- Fix It Again Tony
Chevrolet-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Nissan-Needless Innovations, Silly, s**..., Automotive Nonsense
GM-Gluteus Maximus
GMC-God's Mechanical Curse
LTD-Long, Thin Dumpster
Oldsmobile-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

Why do blondes like BMW's over Chevrolet's?

They can spell BMW.

What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common?

They're both extremely high maintenance

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