The Best 5 Chestnuts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chestnuts jokes. There are some chestnuts acorns jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chestnuts cashews puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chestnuts Jokes and Puns

What's a bisexual's favourite food item?


Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

What do you call a bunch of Christmas nuts bragging about their sex lives in a hotel lobby?

Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you get when Santa accidentally goes down the chimney with a lit fire?

Chestnuts roasted over an open fire.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

"My chestnuts are roasting"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chestnuts brown jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chestnuts wallnuts piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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