The Best 8 Chestnut Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chestnut jokes. There are some chestnut walnut jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chestnut oak puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chestnut Jokes and Puns

I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra.

Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?

What's the difference between a walnut and a chestnut?

How long you edged.

What do you call someone crazy about boobs?

A chestnut

Where did the peanut hide his treasure?

Inside a chestnut.

What did the nutcracker say to the chestnut?

You're busted

My ten yo brother asked "How do you make nut milk"

"You milk a chestnut"

What do you get after a boobjob?


What's a pornstars favourite nut?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chestnut nut jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chestnut brown piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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