chestnut Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious chestnut puns

I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra.

Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?

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chin nut

What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: a wallnut

What do you call nuts on a chest?
A: a chestnut

What do you call nuts on your chin?
A: a blowjob

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I've always liked chestnuts.

But I'd rather cum on her arse.

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What do you call it when a male squirrel ejaculates onto a female squirrel's stomach?

Chestnut

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Where did the peanut hide his treasure?

Inside a chestnut.

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What's the worst part of being given a chestnut?

Getting the cum out of your chest hair afterwards.

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Stealing this one from charlie murphy.

My daughter walks into my room and says "daddy if I have a nut on my chest, does that make it a chestnut?"

I think about it for a second and say "yeah baby girl you're pretty smart".

She asks "well if i put a nut on the wall does that make it a walnut?"

And I tell her "yes it does".

So she asks, "well if I have a nut on my chin does that mean i have a chinnut?"

And i told her, "no bitch you got a dick in your mouth!"

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What did the nutcracker say to the chestnut?

You're busted

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My ten yo brother asked "How do you make nut milk"

"You milk a chestnut"

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What do you get after a boobjob?

Chestnut

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What's a pornstars favourite nut?

CHESTnut

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What are the most funny Chestnut jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Chestnut? Well, here are the best Chestnut dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Chestnut pick up lines to share with friends.

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