The Best 7 Chester Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chester jokes. There are some chester bagpiper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chester pennsylvania puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chester Jokes and Puns

The two old-timers...

...were having a chat over the back fence.

"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."

"Why's that, Clem?"

"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."

"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"

Chester was really happy, he was about to meet the Queen.

He had been a physics prodigy hailing from a small town in England, and had just been selected to be Knighted by the Queen of England.

After the ceremony, his best friend remarked to him:
"Man, Chester, you Knighted!"

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

Gareth Gates' appearance in Chester tonight has been cancelled

His taxi to the venue ended up in Chichester.

You know Chester Bennington was really depressed when he said

where? when his band mates asked him to hang in there


Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell had so much in common. They were both musicians, both died the same way,

And rumor has it, they were both very well hung.

Shut Up

Chester: Shut Up when I am taking to you!
Phil: Are you talking to me?

This is OC right?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chester billie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chester chil piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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