Chested Jokes
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Gather round for some of the funniest and most relatable chested jokes! From small chested people to weightlifters, this collection of jokes about chests will have you in stitches. Find out why breeches are the nemesis of flat chested folks and how weightlifters can give new meaning to the term "breast buddies." Get ready to have a good laugh!
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What does it mean when a man looks deep into your eyes?
it means that you are flat chested.
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Two guys meet up at a high school reunion
They start talking about people from their past.
"Hey, remember that flat chested girl Sam?"
"Oh yea, how she doing?"
"I just saw her like 15 minutes ago and now she's like this" - He holds his hands in front of his chest, fingers curled in.
"Oh, she got breast e**...?"
"No, she's got severe arthritis"
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So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me:
What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?
You skip them both.
Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today.
The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?" "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."
What do you call a flat chested musician?
She♭
What can you tell, when a man gazes deeply into your eyes at the end of a date
If at the end of the date, the man is gazing deeply into your eyes, it tells you one thing; you are flat chested
A Flat Chested Woman Is Getting Dressed...
When her husband of 20 years looks at her and says "Why do you even worry about wearing a bra?"
His wife quickly responds " I don't know, why do you wear underwear."
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What do you do
When you come across a flat chested stripper?
Aim for her face.
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