The Best 7 Chested Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chested jokes. There are some chested boobs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chested flat chested puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chested Jokes and Puns

What does it mean when a man looks deep into your eyes?

it means that you are flat chested.

Two guys meet up at a high school reunion

They start talking about people from their past.

"Hey, remember that flat chested girl Sam?"

"Oh yea, how she doing?"

"I just saw her like 15 minutes ago and now she's like this" - He holds his hands in front of his chest, fingers curled in.

"Oh, she got breast enlargement?"

"No, she's got severe arthritis"

So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me:

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today.

The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?" "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."

What do you call a flat chested musician?

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What can you tell, when a man gazes deeply into your eyes at the end of a date

If at the end of the date, the man is gazing deeply into your eyes, it tells you one thing; you are flat chested

A Flat Chested Woman Is Getting Dressed...

When her husband of 20 years looks at her and says "Why do you even worry about wearing a bra?"

His wife quickly responds " I don't know, why do you wear underwear."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chested mammaries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chested chest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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