Chest Pain Jokes
20 chest pain jokes and hilarious chest pain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chest pain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chest Pain Short Jokes
Short chest pain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chest pain humour may include short heart attack jokes also.
- Wife has chest pains and is examined at ER Doc comes out and says to husband,
"She has acute angina"
Husband says, "I know.....I know..but what is wrong with her?" - A blonde teen goes to the doctor complaining of chest pain Doctor : I guess I need see an x Ray to determine any damage to ribs
Blonde : Promise to delete after seeing - My wife claims that she can wax off my chest hair without causing any pain, but I'm a little nervous. I don't think she will be able to pull it off.
- Wife: "I am having chest pain" Husband: "show it to the doctor"
Wife: "I already did"
Husband: "What did he say?"
Wife: "WOW" - My wife was recently submitted to hospital with chest pains. The consultant said, "Mr Smith, your wife has acute angina"
I said, "Yes I know that, but how's her heart ?" - After Rudy Giuliani held a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, he experienced chest pains. He was quickly rushed to Mount Sinai Heating & Plumbing.
- You shouldn't worry about headaches I mean, it's all in your head.
- I've always been terrible at Karate, so my Sensei told me "Wax on, Wax off." I'm now in burning pain, but my chest is *spotless.*
What does this have to do with Karate? - Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all. Sounds nice, but I'm kind of nervous. Do you really think she could pull it off?
- I'm gonna open a business to wax chests with no pain at all. ...But can I really pull it off?
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Chest Pain One Liners
Which chest pain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chest pain? I can suggest the ones about heart condition and chest.
- angina. you know what that word sounds like? chest pain.
- a man goes to his doctor because of chest pains...
- Home is where the heart is I guess that's why I get chest pain when I eat out
Cheeky Chest Pain Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about chest pain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heart break jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chest pain pranks.
A black person is walking down the road...
When all of a sudden he peels over with a massive throbbing pain in his heart. He grabs his chest and screams in pain. A man sees this and runs to his aid.
"Sir, listen to me, you are going into cardiac arrest." the helpful citizen says.
"But I didn't even do nothing!"
A man goes to the doctor to complain about chest pain.
The doctor asks him "Do you eat apples?", to which the man replies "Yes, one every day." The doctor takes a step back. "I'm sorry, you're on your own."
A guy takes his wife to the doctor.
He tells the doctor that she is having chest pains. The doctor examined her and told her husband she has acute angina. The husband says I think so too, what do you think of her t**...?
It was a pain to clean up after carrying out my f**... for the first time.
But its definitely a load off my chest.
Young woman goes to the doctor
complaining of chest pains ...big breaths said the doctor as he placed his stethoscope ...yeth she says and I'm only thixteen