The Best 5 Chessboard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chessboard jokes. There are some chessboard kasparov jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chessboard adapter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chessboard Jokes and Puns

I bought a chessboard cake from the bakers last week.

Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".

He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".

So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".

I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt...

So, I made a move on her.

What is it called when the pieces in the corner of a chessboard move diagonally

A rookie mistake

I came up with a new game:

Two players need a chessboard, a diamond ace, a dice, a bunch of bananas, two condoms and a set of kitchen knives. Players must improvise. After two hours, host opens an envelope with the rules, and players will find out which of them has lost the least.

I called this game "Life".

Why should you buy a wooden chessboard?

So that if you can't beat your opponent ON the board, you can beat them WITH the board.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chessboard ace jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chessboard boardgame piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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