Chess Player Jokes

55 chess player jokes and hilarious chess player puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chess player that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Chess Player Short Jokes

Short chess player jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chess player humour may include short chess piece jokes also.

  1. I met some chess players in the hotel lobby bragging about how good they were It was chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
  2. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
  3. I went to lunch with a champion chess player. It took him 8 minutes to pass me the salt...
  4. What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? Check, mate.
  5. I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are. It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
  6. Chess players say checkers players are dumb. But I like checkers... Plus the red ones taste good.
  7. Why do chess grandmasters use Tinder in Prague? Because every good chess player makes a move for a Czech mate.
  8. Anyone hear the one about the three legged chess player? Some say he's always a step ahead of the competition.
  9. I Want to Become a Famous Chess Player. But I've got too much of a checkered past to do it.
  10. Why do Australian chess matches never last long? As soon as one player attacks the other's king, it's check, mate

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Chess Player One Liners

Which chess player one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chess player? I can suggest the ones about chess and chess pieces.

  1. Why are chess players good in bed? They can find up to 8 G spots for their queen.
  2. What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!
  3. Why do chess players search for love in Central Europe? They prefer Czech mates
  4. What do Zoologists and Chess players both get excited over? Mating patterns
  5. I had lunch with a chess player yesterday. It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
  6. What do Australians in a restaurant and chess players have in common? "Check mate"
  7. You know who doesn't have a checkered past? Chess players
  8. Who is the chess player's dream companion? A *Czech Mate*
  9. Why did the chess player download tinder in Prague? He was looking for a Czech mate.
  10. What's a chess player's favorite country? Czech Republic
  11. Why do chess players date in Prague? To find a Czech mate
  12. How does an Australian chess player ask for the bill? Check mate!
  13. What do a chess player and a pornstar have in common? Thinking long and hard
  14. There's a new Netflix show coming out about an obese chess player... Dairy Queen's Gambit
  15. How do chess players reproduce? By check-mating.

Ridiculous Chess Player Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about chess player you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tennis player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chess player pranks.

What did the chess player say to the other chess player after cornering him at the end of the match?


A chess-player wins a cash-bet with his buddy...

"Cheque, mate."

I hate playing chess with Australian players

Every check is a check, mate.

Australian chess player

What did the Australian chess player say after finishing his meal at a restaurant?
Check mate.

How does a chess player avoid catching an STD?


What did the chess player say after eating at an Australian restaurant?

Check, mate!

Why did the chess player throw away his bread?

Because it was stalemate

A chess player was travelling abroad for a tournament

He managed to find a room at a small hotel. Upon entering the room, he immediately knew something was wrong and briskly made his way back to reception.
"Is something wrong?" the receptionist asked, startled by the man's disgruntled demeanour.
The man exclaimed "I thought I paid for room and board!"

A bunch of chess players are in a hotel lobby discussing their recent victories.

The manager comes up to them and says, Sorry gentlemen, I'm going to have to ask you all to leave immediately!
Leave? Why? They asked.
The manager responded If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

What makes a chess player happy?

Taking a night off.

A chess player once borrowed a million dollars to purchase special edition chess boards.

His friend asked him to pay the money back but he ran away. His friend got cancer and couldn't pay the bills.
Finally the chess player went to visit him, holding a piece of paper in his hand. He walked up to him, and extended his arm towards him, and said "Check, mate."

Which rockstar is the best chess player?

Bob Seger, because he's always working on them knight moves.

Watching Queen's Gambit really put me in the holiday spirit. Especially the scene where the player are in the hotel lobby bragging about the matches they won

I love chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

Once a man met the great chessmaster Gary Kasparov on a plane seat beside him

The grandmaster says "would u like to play a game of chess for a $100 per game?" The man replies "I know who you are mate I would never be able to beat you". Gary thinks a bit and says "I will play with my left hand" the man accepts.
Afterwards when he recites his story to his wife he says "I lost 1800 dollars to that man he is such a great player even with his left hand".
The wife says, "YOU FOOL!!"
"He was a lefty and u didn't realise it"

Two chess player were in an open lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories.

The manager comes over and says, "Could you both go to your rooms now?"
They ask, "Why?"
The manager replies, "Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."