Following is our collection of funny Chess Player jokes. There are some chess player jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chess player puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
It took him 8 minutes to pass me the salt...
Cheque, mate!
It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Check, mate.
The grandmaster says "would u like to play a game of chess for a $100 per game?" The man replies "I know who you are mate I would never be able to beat you". Gary thinks a bit and says "I will play with my left hand" the man accepts.
Afterwards when he recites his story to his wife he says "I lost 1800 dollars to that man he is such a great player even with his left hand".
The wife says, "YOU FOOL!!"
"He was a lefty and u didn't realise it"
It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
The manager comes over and says, "Could you both go to your rooms now?"
They ask, "Why?"
The manager replies, "Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
"Check mate"
Plus the red ones taste good.
Cr
A *Czech Mate*
Because every good chess player makes a move for a Czech mate.
You can explore chess player reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chess player dad jokes. There are also chess player puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Some say he's always a step ahead of the competition.
To find a Czech mate
Check mate!
Thinking long and hard
But I've got too much of a checkered past to do it.
As soon as one player attacks the other's king, it's check, mate
Bob Seger, because he's always working on them knight moves.
The manager comes up to them and says, Sorry gentlemen, I'm going to have to ask you all to leave immediately!
Leave? Why? They asked.
The manager responded If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Dairy Queen's Gambit
By check-mating.
Check, mate!
He managed to find a room at a small hotel. Upon entering the room, he immediately knew something was wrong and briskly made his way back to reception.
"Is something wrong?" the receptionist asked, startled by the man's disgruntled demeanour.
The man exclaimed "I thought I paid for room and board!"
What did the Australian chess player say after finishing his meal at a restaurant?
Check mate.
Every check is a check, mate.
Taking a night off.
Because it was stalemate
His friend asked him to pay the money back but he ran away. His friend got cancer and couldn't pay the bills.
Finally the chess player went to visit him, holding a piece of paper in his hand. He walked up to him, and extended his arm towards him, and said "Check, mate."
Checkmate
"Cheque, mate."
An Australian is playing chess. He says, "Check, mate."
Although the game just begun, the other player leaves thinking the game is over
They both say, check mate .
Check mate!
Then I found out she was a Chess Player
I went on a date with a chess player to an Italian restaurant. With checkered table cloths. It took him maybe half an hour to pass the salt.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chess player jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chess player piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.