Chess Day Jokes
4 chess day jokes and hilarious chess day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about chess day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Chess Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good chess day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man sees two people engaged in a game of Chess at the gym
The man asks the two: Why are you two here?
One of them replies: Those bodybuilders over there said it was Chess day
The other day I met Arnold Schwarzenegger
We sat down to have a game of chess and i asked him "What colour do you want to be?"
He replied "I'll be black"
Early, but here's one for the Holidays.
The Annual Chess-Lovers Convention was in full swing. This year, the highly-anticipated event was hosted by the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Expert players and avid enthusiasts gathered from all around the world for the occasion.
The afternoon of the first day, a heated debate broke out in the main atrium of the hotel. Two very experienced players started pompously arguing over whose opening strategies were better. As the argument progressed, more people joined in to voice their opinions. The atrium erupted in quite a disruption! Security guards intervened to break it up at the Hotel Manager's direction. He demanded the lot be forcibly removed from the hotel!
"Mr. Manager," one of the security guards spoke up. "You don't think that's overreacting a bit? It was just an argument. No one was hurt or anything."
"I don't care!" the manager declared. "I can't stand Chess Nuts Boasting in an Open Foyer!"
Russian Americans on chess (true story)
I was working with a Russian bike mechanic named Dmitri when my friend who came into the shop frequently started dating someone who was extremely good at chess. The chess player came into the shop one day so I said to Dmitri "Hey, Dmitri, you play chess don't you?"
"No. No, no not play chess."
"What do you mean 'not play chess'? I thought you all were supposed to be good at that kinda thing."
"No, no, prefer checkers"
"Checkers?! Why don't you like chess, Dmitri?"
"Because! If smart good at chess, not be bike mechanic! And when bored play chess fall asleep and (he slumps forwad) *pop* out your eye! Checkers only bruises."
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