Cherry Tree Jokes
54 cherry tree jokes and hilarious cherry tree puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cherry tree that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Cherry Tree Short Jokes
Short cherry tree jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cherry tree humour may include short cherry jokes also.
- New leaks reveal that George Washington didn't cut down that cherry tree it was actually brought down by Russian hackers
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Good hiding spot, huh? - Why do cherry trees stink? George Washington cut one.
Apparently I told this to my Catholic priest as a child.. - History class joke Teacher: When George was a boy, he chopped down his father's cherry tree, and also admitted it to his father. Why wasn't he punished?
Student: George still had the axe in his hand - Why do elephants wear red sneakers? To hide in cherry trees.
You don't get it?
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No? See it works. - Why elephants have red eyes? So they can hide in the cherry tree.
Have you seen any elephant in a cherry tree?
Probably not. See how good are they at hiding. - The Cherry blossom tree and the Dogwood tree looks almost the same how does one tell them apart? Check the bark
- Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
They're pretty good at it. - Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
How do you know if it works?
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? - What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln? Don't axe me!
I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.
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Cherry Tree One Liners
Which cherry tree one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cherry tree? I can suggest the ones about christmas tree and pear tree.
- The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy
- Why did the elephant paint it's toe nails red? To hide in the cherry tree.
- What do you find hanging from cherry trees? Your arms have gotten sore.
- Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good
- Today I purchased a cherry tree and a firecracker. Bought a Bing, bought a boom.
- Why'd the elephant pain his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry tree.
- The World's Oldest Cherry Tree Is Alive and Well but Barely Able to Walk
- How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree? He paints his hooves red.
- Why do cherry trees smell bad? Because George Washington cut one.
- Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree? It was an axe-ident.
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees!
- Why do elephants have red eyes? so they can hide in a Cherry tree
Cherry Tree Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about cherry tree you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pine tree jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cherry tree pranks.
Elephant jokes.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Thats because it had its toenails painted.
Why should you never walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm? That's when elephants tend to jump out of cherry trees.
Why are midgets so short? They tend to walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm
Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forrest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Man goes to his son and asks 'Did you tip over the outhouse'?
Son says, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tipped over the outhouse into the creek'. Father says 'That's it, you're going to the woodshed for some serious a**...-whuppin!' 'But Father, George Washington told his dad the truth about chopping down the cherry tree and didn't get punished!' 'George Washington's father wasn't IN the cherry tree!'
A teacher is scolding a young boy for telling lies...
Teacher: George Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Ben, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Ben: Because George still had the axe in his hand?
A simple SFW joke
Son: Dad, why are you spanking me? I admitted I chopped down the cherry tree. Even George Washington's father didn't s**... him for that.
Father: Yes, but his father wasn't in the tree when it happened!
Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid
Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The peanut butter has footprints
Joke 2: How do you know if an elephant is in your cherry tree? Elephants have blue eyes
I don't know if this has anything to do with how awful the jokes are, but my Dad immigrated from Germany in the 1960's
Funny comeback from a student
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries.
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
George Washington may have never told a lie...
But, Chuck Norris doesn't even know what a cherry tree is.
Little Johnny's teacher asks,
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe?
Fred vs Bob
Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."
Why do elephants paint their toenails red.
A: To hide in the cherry trees!
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?? Then I guess it works!
(As told by my mid-70s, overall wearin, Southern Comfort drinkin neighbor.)
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe?
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his b**... red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
Here's a trilogy of jokes
You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries
Why don't you see elephants hiding in a tree?
Because they're very good at it.
Why do the elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in a cherry tree.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
George Washington admits he chopped down the cherry tree.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Johnny, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Little Johnny: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
A series of jokes because I never see the full set
Why are elephants so good at hiding in trees?
Because you never see them.
How do they hide in cherry trees?
They paint their b**... red and climb up
What's the loudest sound in the Savannah?
A giraffe eating cherries.
How do elephants camouflage themselves in the jungle?
They paint their b**... pink and hide up cherry tree's.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating the berries.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
-So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
-A giraffe eating cherries.