Cherry Pie Jokes
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Pie rates of the Caribbean joke
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
A man sat down in a restaurant and the waiter came over to the table.
The man says, "I'd like tomato juice, scrambled eggs with spinach, and some cherry pie."
"But you haven't looked at the menu yet," said the waiter.
"No, but I've looked at the tablecloth," replies the man.
Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua?
Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.
I've decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.
Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.
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There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?
I just saw the pierates of the Caribbean for the first time.
Apple pie in Jamaica $2.55
Cherry pie in Antigua $4.57
Key Lime Pie in Dominican Republic $3.87
An Eskimo walks into a bakery
and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, "sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."
I was looking at the pies offered by a nearby café.
They had cherry, apple, berry, peach, and Herman's.
"What type of pie is Herman's?" I asked the waiter.
"Apple," he said.
"Then why is it called Herman's pie?"
"Because Herman called in to reserve it."
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How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?
Meh.. It's Oedipal
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