Cherry Jokes
98 cherry jokes and hilarious cherry puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about cherry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some sweet ways to make people laugh? Check out this collection of hilarious cherry jokes! From cherry blossom to cherry pie, cherry picking and cherry tree, we've got something for everyone. Learn how to make a cherry turnover, cherry ripe and even a cherry popsicle. Plus, discover the science behind the cherry picker and its relationship with the cherry stem. Lastly, find out why blueberry is not a cherry!
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Funniest Cherry Short Jokes
Short cherry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cherry humour may include short peach jokes also.
- I grew up in a rough part of town... The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
- I went shopping the other day for cherries and a new microphone. Bought a BING, bought a BOOM
- What do you call a soda and cream drink with a lit cherry bomb at the bottom? A Beirut-beer Float
- Which do Catholic priests like better—apples or cherries? Neither—they prefer boysenberries.
- Q. Why didn't Charles Dickens enjoy his cherry popsicle? A. Because he had grape expectations.
- Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua? Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.
- New leaks reveal that George Washington didn't cut down that cherry tree it was actually brought down by Russian hackers
- I grew up in a rough neighborhood. As a Child, people would cover me in chocolate, cream, and then put a cherry on top. It's was tough in the Gateau
- I grew up in a pretty tough neighborhood. Kids use to cover me in chocolate and frosting and put cherries on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Good hiding spot, huh?
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Cherry One Liners
Which cherry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cherry? I can suggest the ones about strawberry and candy.
- What kind of wood makes the best chairs? Cherry wood.
- Went shopping for cherries and microphones... bought a bing, bought a boom.
- I didn't get my GF's cherry Just the box it came in
- Why was Charles Dickens disappointed by his cherry Popsicle? He had grape expectations
- When do cherries chill out? On a Sunday.
- What's red and has 7 little dents? Snow White's Cherry
- Never get your cherries out in public. They're indehiscent.
- What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
- The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy
- Why did the elephant paint it's toe nails red? To hide in the cherry tree.
- Hey you like cherry preserves ? Never mind, its probably not your jam
- What's small and got 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry
- What do you find hanging from cherry trees? Your arms have gotten sore.
- Insurance on Elon Musk's Cherry Red Roadster... Must be out of this world.
- Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good
Cherry Tree Jokes
Here is a list of funny cherry tree jokes and even better cherry tree puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do cherry trees stink? George Washington cut one.
Apparently I told this to my Catholic priest as a child.. - History class joke Teacher: When George was a boy, he chopped down his father's cherry tree, and also admitted it to his father. Why wasn't he punished?
Student: George still had the axe in his hand - Why do elephants wear red sneakers? To hide in cherry trees.
You don't get it?
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No? See it works. - Why elephants have red eyes? So they can hide in the cherry tree.
Have you seen any elephant in a cherry tree?
Probably not. See how good are they at hiding. - The Cherry blossom tree and the Dogwood tree looks almost the same how does one tell them apart? Check the bark
- Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
They're pretty good at it. - Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
How do you know if it works?
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? - What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln? Don't axe me!
I read that on a bubble gum wrapper. - George Washington may have never told a lie... But, Chuck Norris doesn't even know what a cherry tree is.
- Today I purchased a cherry tree and a firecracker. Bought a Bing, bought a boom.
Cherry Pie Jokes
Here is a list of funny cherry pie jokes and even better cherry pie puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates? Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50
Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean. - I just saw the pierates of the Caribbean for the first time. Apple pie in Jamaica $2.55
Cherry pie in Antigua $4.57
Key Lime Pie in Dominican Republic $3.87 - An Eskimo walks into a bakery and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, "sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."
- How's your Mom's cherry pie taste? Meh.. It's Oedipal
Cherry Picking Jokes
Here is a list of funny cherry picking jokes and even better cherry picking puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How did Tarzan die? Picking cherries.
- Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail? Because they'll just pick out all the cherries.
Cherry Blossom Jokes
Here is a list of funny cherry blossom jokes and even better cherry blossom puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What happens after you make out with a Japanese girl? Her cherries blossom.
*exit stage left*
Happy Cherry Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about cherry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blueberry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cherry pranks.
Republicans are the true snowflakes...
they're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools
EDIT* Thanks for the gold! You popped my gold cherry!
its a joke folks. just a joke.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow w**... cherry!
The gift.
Knowing that the minister had a very sore t**..., an elderly woman presented him with a bottle of cherry brandy.
"This is quite soothing, the woman said, "but please don't tell anyone I gave you liquor. Everyone thinks I am teetotaler."
"I understand," replied the good man.
When the church magazine came out a few days later, the congregant skimmed the "With Appreciation" column. There she read: "The minister extends his thanks to Mrs. Alice Rodgers for her gift of fruit and the spirit in which it was given."
Man goes to his son and asks 'Did you tip over the outhouse'?
Son says, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tipped over the outhouse into the creek'. Father says 'That's it, you're going to the woodshed for some serious a**...-whuppin!' 'But Father, George Washington told his dad the truth about chopping down the cherry tree and didn't get punished!' 'George Washington's father wasn't IN the cherry tree!'
There was a new machine at the gym today.
I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.
A simple SFW joke
Son: Dad, why are you spanking me? I admitted I chopped down the cherry tree. Even George Washington's father didn't s**... him for that.
Father: Yes, but his father wasn't in the tree when it happened!
Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid
Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The peanut butter has footprints
Joke 2: How do you know if an elephant is in your cherry tree? Elephants have blue eyes
I don't know if this has anything to do with how awful the jokes are, but my Dad immigrated from Germany in the 1960's
Have you been on Cherry Hill
One day, a boy walked into class late.
"Why are you late?" The teacher asks.
"I was on top of Cherry Hill." He takes his seat.
5 minutes later, another boy walks into class late.
"Why are you late?" The teacher asks.
"I was on top of Cherry Hill." He takes his seat.
5 minutes later, a girl walks into class late.
"Now let me guess .. you were on top of Cherry Hill?"
"No, I am Cherry Hill."
Funny comeback from a student
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head.
Yeah, life was tough in the gateau...
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries.
Southern man getting a Vasectomy, no not the cherry bomb joke.
A man from the southern US goes to the doctor to get a vasectomy. He wears his finest 3 piece suit with his best shoes. When the nurse is getting him ready she asks him why he's dressed so fancy. The man replies, "Well heck, if I'ma be impotent, I'ma look impo'tant too."
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade?
Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
Pie rates of the Caribbean joke
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
Little Johnny's teacher asks,
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe?
I bought some cherry l**... the other day but I didn't end up using it.
Turns out cherries are already pretty easy to shove up your a**... as they are.
Growing up in a rough area
I grew up in a rough area. When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head
Life was tough in the Gateau.
Went to the store yesterday to buy a cherry and a microphone stand.
Bought a Bing, bought a boom.
So a snail walks into a car dealership..
He goes up to the dealer and he says, "Alright, I want it cherry red, with white-walls, and leather seats, and I want a *big* 'S' painted on the the side." After he rings it the dealer looks at him and he says "I understand white-walls and leather seats, but why the letter 'S' on the side? "Well" the snail says "When I drive by in my new car, I want people to say 'look at that S car go!'
Fred vs Bob
Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."
What did the cherry picker say to his hostage?
Never gonna giiiive you up.
Never gonna let you dooown.
What do you call a v**... on a waterbed?
A cherry float
Why do elephants paint their toenails red.
A: To hide in the cherry trees!
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?? Then I guess it works!
(As told by my mid-70s, overall wearin, Southern Comfort drinkin neighbor.)
This old lady was in front of me at the store.
Cashier rang her out and it totalled $250. Her card kept declining. I felt so bad for her.
After I cherry picked her basket I helped her put it all back.
I've decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.
Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.
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There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?
I told my wife I wanted her to wear an old- fashioned Halloween costume this year
She filled herself up with whiskey, bitters, and sugar, and topped herself off with an orange slice and cherry.
I ended up going as the "stiff" part of our couples' costume.
A young man takes a girls cherry
Afterwards she say's, "Will I ever get my cherry back?" He replies "No, but you will always have the box it came in"
What fruit has seven dents.
Snow w**... cherry.
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe?
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his b**... red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
A family of moles
A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says "I smell tulips it must be spring". The mother mole pokes her head out of the hole and says " I smell cherry blossoms it must be spring". The baby mole is trying to squeeze between his parents but gets stuck and says "all I smell is molasses"
Here's a trilogy of jokes
You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries
Why don't you see elephants hiding in a tree?
Because they're very good at it.
Why do the elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in a cherry tree.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
What do you call a v**... on a water bed?
A cherry float. Budumtumcheesh
George Washington admits he chopped down the cherry tree.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Johnny, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Little Johnny: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
A series of jokes because I never see the full set
Why are elephants so good at hiding in trees?
Because you never see them.
How do they hide in cherry trees?
They paint their b**... red and climb up
What's the loudest sound in the Savannah?
A giraffe eating cherries.
How do elephants camouflage themselves in the jungle?
They paint their b**... pink and hide up cherry tree's.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating the berries.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
-So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
-A giraffe eating cherries.
A man sat down in a restaurant and the waiter came over to the table.
The man says, "I'd like tomato juice, scrambled eggs with spinach, and some cherry pie."
"But you haven't looked at the menu yet," said the waiter.
"No, but I've looked at the tablecloth," replies the man.
