The Best 56 Cherry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cherry jokes. There are some cherry custard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cherry pecan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cherry Jokes and Puns

Republicans are the true snowflakes...

they're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools

EDIT* Thanks for the gold! You popped my gold cherry!

its a joke folks. just a joke.

What's red and has 7 dents in it?

Snow whites cherry!

The gift.

Knowing that the minister had a very sore throat, an elderly woman presented him with a bottle of cherry brandy.

"This is quite soothing, the woman said, "but please don't tell anyone I gave you liquor. Everyone thinks I am teetotaler."

"I understand," replied the good man.

When the church magazine came out a few days later, the congregant skimmed the "With Appreciation" column. There she read: "The minister extends his thanks to Mrs. Alice Rodgers for her gift of fruit and the spirit in which it was given."

Cherry joke, The gift.

Man goes to his son and asks 'Did you tip over the outhouse'?

Son says, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tipped over the outhouse into the creek'. Father says 'That's it, you're going to the woodshed for some serious ass-whuppin!' 'But Father, George Washington told his dad the truth about chopping down the cherry tree and didn't get punished!' 'George Washington's father wasn't IN the cherry tree!'

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So that they can hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Good hiding spot, huh?


There was a new machine at the gym today.

I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.

A simple SFW joke

Son: Dad, why are you spanking me? I admitted I chopped down the cherry tree. Even George Washington's father didn't spank him for that.

Father: Yes, but his father wasn't in the tree when it happened!

Cherry joke, A simple SFW joke

The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple

Alternate for Larry: Larchy

Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid

Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The peanut butter has footprints

Joke 2: How do you know if an elephant is in your cherry tree? Elephants have blue eyes

I don't know if this has anything to do with how awful the jokes are, but my Dad immigrated from Germany in the 1960's

Have you been on Cherry Hill

One day, a boy walked into class late.
"Why are you late?" The teacher asks.
"I was on top of Cherry Hill." He takes his seat.
5 minutes later,Β anotherΒ boy walks into class late.
"Why areΒ youΒ late?" The teacher asks.
"I was on top of Cherry Hill." He takes his seat.
5 minutes later, aΒ girlΒ walks into class late.
"Now let me guess .. you were on top of Cherry Hill?"
"No, IΒ amΒ Cherry Hill."

Funny comeback from a student

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

I grew up in a rough part of town...

The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.

When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head.

Yeah, life was tough in the gateau...

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.

What's the loudest sound in the forest?

Giraffes eating cherries.

Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?

No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good

Cherry joke, Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Southern man getting a Vasectomy, no not the cherry bomb joke.

A man from the southern US goes to the doctor to get a vasectomy. He wears his finest 3 piece suit with his best shoes. When the nurse is getting him ready she asks him why he's dressed so fancy. The man replies, "Well heck, if I'ma be impotent, I'ma look impo'tant too."

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.


Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

They're pretty good at it.

History class joke

Teacher: When George was a boy, he chopped down his father's cherry tree, and also admitted it to his father. Why wasn't he punished?
Student: George still had the axe in his hand

New leaks reveal that George Washington didn't cut down that cherry tree

it was actually brought down by Russian hackers

Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade?

Bought a bing. Bought a boom.

Pie rates of the Caribbean joke

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for Β£1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for Β£1.60 and an apple pie for Β£2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you Β£2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is Β£1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for Β£1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at Β£2.50, but you can two for Β£3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is Β£2.25, or two for Β£3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for Β£2, or two for Β£3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for Β£2.75, or two (any combination) for Β£4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

Why elephants have red eyes?

So they can hide in the cherry tree.

Have you seen any elephant in a cherry tree?

Probably not. See how good are they at hiding.

Little Johnny's teacher asks,

Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe?

I bought some cherry lube the other day but I didn't end up using it.

Turns out cherries are already pretty easy to shove up your arsehole as they are.

Growing up in a rough area

I grew up in a rough area. When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head

Life was tough in the Gateau.

I didn't get my GF's cherry

Just the box it came in

Went to the store yesterday to buy a cherry and a microphone stand.

Bought a Bing, bought a boom.

So a snail walks into a car dealership..

He goes up to the dealer and he says, "Alright, I want it cherry red, with white-walls, and leather seats, and I want a *big* 'S' painted on the the side." After he rings it the dealer looks at him and he says "I understand white-walls and leather seats, but why the letter 'S' on the side? "Well" the snail says "When I drive by in my new car, I want people to say 'look at that S car go!'

Insurance on Elon Musk's Cherry Red Roadster...

Must be out of this world.

What kind of wood makes the best chairs?

Cherry wood.

Why do cherry trees stink?

George Washington cut one.

Apparently I told this to my Catholic priest as a child..

Fred vs Bob

Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."

What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?

Don't axe me!

I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.

What did the cherry picker say to his hostage?

Never gonna giiiive you up.
Never gonna let you dooown.

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

A cherry float

Why do elephants wear red sneakers?

To hide in cherry trees.

You don't get it?

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

No? See it works.

Hey you like cherry preserves ?

Never mind, its probably not your jam

Why did the elephant paint it's toe nails red?

To hide in the cherry tree.

The Cherry blossom tree and the Dogwood tree looks almost the same how does one tell them apart?

Check the bark

Why do elephants paint their toenails red.

A: To hide in the cherry trees!

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?? Then I guess it works!

(As told by my mid-70s, overall wearin, Southern Comfort drinkin neighbor.)

What's round, red, and has seven dimples on it?

Snow White's cherry

This old lady was in front of me at the store.

Cashier rang her out and it totalled $250. Her card kept declining. I felt so bad for her.

After I cherry picked her basket I helped her put it all back.

I've decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.

Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.

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There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

How do you know if it works?

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates?

Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50

Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

I told my wife I wanted her to wear an old- fashioned Halloween costume this year

She filled herself up with whiskey, bitters, and sugar, and topped herself off with an orange slice and cherry.

I ended up going as the "stiff" part of our couples' costume.

A young man takes a girls cherry

Afterwards she say's, "Will I ever get my cherry back?" He replies "No, but you will always have the box it came in"

What fruit has seven dents.

Snow whites cherry.

Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe?

What's red and has 7 little dents?

Snow White's Cherry

Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua?

Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.

I grew up in a rough neighborhood. As a Child, people would cover me in chocolate, cream, and then put a cherry on top.

It's was tough in the Gateau

For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?

Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red.

What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

Giraffes eating cherries!

(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)

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