The Best 19 Cherries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cherries jokes. There are some cherries coconuts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cherries plum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cherries Jokes and Puns

Tasteless but SFW

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

I've just been told that I'm supposed to gather cherries with the tail...

So, I'll stop eating cheeries. It's already annoying to gather them with my handsย !

Which do Catholic priests like betterโ€”apples or cherries?

Neitherโ€”they prefer boysenberries.

Cherries joke, Which do Catholic priests like betterโ€”apples or cherries?

Whores are like a box of chocolates...

you have to pay more for the ones with cherries.

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Momma always told me that women are like chocolates...

The ones with the cherries are better.

Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail?

Because they'll just pick out all the cherries.

Cherries joke, Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail?

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.

What's the loudest sound in the forest?

Giraffes eating cherries.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.

Went shopping for cherries and microphones...

bought a bing, bought a boom.

I bought some cherry lube the other day but I didn't end up using it.

Turns out cherries are already pretty easy to shove up your arsehole as they are.

You can explore cherries raspberries reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cherries raisin dad jokes. There are also cherries puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

TIL about Kopi Luwak, an expensive coffee made from partially digested coffee cherries defecated by the Asian palm civet.

Imagine the barista's face when you go to the coffee shop then ask for a crappuccino.

I really enjoy a nicely deconstructed Black Forrest cake

It's fantastic, I just leave out the cream, the chocolate, the sponge and the cherries, allowing me to enjoy the wholesome Kirsch

Never get your cherries out in public.

They're indehiscent.

I grew up in a pretty tough neighborhood. Kids use to cover me in chocolate and frosting and put cherries on my head.

Life was tough in the gateau.

How did Tarzan die?

Picking cherries.

Cherries joke, How did Tarzan die?

I like my women like I like my cherries

In pairs

What do you call it when you're forced to choose between cherries and herilooms?

An ul'tomato'm

For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?

Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red.

What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

Giraffes eating cherries!

(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)

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