Chernobyl Nuclear Jokes
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A grandson asks his grandfather: "Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant?"
"Yes, there was"
answers the Grandpa and patted the grandson's head.
"Grandpa, is it true that it had absolutely no consequences?"
"Yes, absolutely"
answered the Grandpa, and patted the grandson's other head.
A Soviet newspaper announces:
"Last night, the Chernobyl nuclear Power Station fulfilled the Five Year Plan for heat energy generation..."
"...in four microseconds."
What do you call hunting for fish in Chernobyl?
Nuclear fishin'.
What do you call a nuclear-powered car?
A mobile-Chernobyl!
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Did you hear about the Marathon being held in Chernobyl for Victims whose Limbs have been amputated?
They're calling it the Nuclear Arms Race.
If you are a man, don't visit nuclear disaster zones.
Because chernobyl fallout.
My girlfriend reminds me of Chernobyl...
There's nuclear fallout when she over-reacts!
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