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It's 14.
And I gotta say I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.
Chernobyl fallout.
None. They glow in the dark.
An old woman is shouting at a Ukrainian farmers' market: "Potatoes from Chernobyl! Potatoes from Chernobyl!" A passer-by asks her, "Why are you telling everybody that your potatoes are from Chernobyl? No one will buy them from you." "They do, my dear, they do. For mothers-in-law, for neighbors..."
With their fingers
They've managed to secure the city of Chernobyl without any resistance!
...said the doctor in Chernobyl.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Chernobyl fall out.
It was a new, clear reaction.
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Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
... and says to his wife, "They told me that tomorrow I either go to Chernobyl or hand in my Party card."
"But you're not in the party," she replies.
"Right, so I'm wondering how do I get a Party card by tomorrow morning?"
They say the only difference between it and Disneyland will be that the six foot tall mouse isn't a costume.
It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real.
Fission chips.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident?
He thought the Russians were just "overreacting."
"Grandpa, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster at the Chernobyl Power Plant?" he says. "Yes, there was." replied the Grandfather, patting the boy's head.
The boy then says "And is it true that there were absolutely no consequences of it whatsoever?". The Grandpa says "Yep. None at all." and pats the boy's second head
Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fall out
It's seven
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
Because Chernobyl fallout
On their fingers
And boy are my arms legs.
Most of them are two-faced.
And boy are my legs arms!
they scramble in all directions when you walk up to them.
Chernobyl fallout
It's like Disneyland, except the 2 metre mouse is real.
Kids from Chernobyl radiate
If you don't, Chernobyl fallout.
Chernobyl fallout.
These new wings work perfectly!
All twelve.
At Chernobyl. They are radiating.
"Last night, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station fulfilled the Five Year Plan for heat energy generation..."
"...in four microseconds."
Chernobyl fallout
It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
Grandpa? asked a little boy, Is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Plant?
Yes, it's true, said the grandpa, and patted his grandson's head.
Is it also true that no one was harmed and there were no consequences whatsoever?
Yes, it's true, said the grandpa, and patted the grandson's second head.
13 times.
6 Finger Death Punch
I didn't know she was from Chernobyl
5 children born of Chernobyl survivors.
Because Chernobyl fall out of them.
This summer, it will be my 15th time going there
13
Chernobyl Fallout.
An elderly friend told me this joke, just thought I'd traumatise people with it too.
It's 14!
12
I heard he grew a foot last time I saw him.
16
Chernobyl fall out
Cause Chernobyl fallout.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Because Chernobyl fall out
Chernobyl, HAH.
14
Chernobyl fallout.
Bill, Kevin, Tom, and Steve
14
He counted 9 inaccuracies on one hand.
A man who lives in chernobyl.
After watching the TV Show he told me that he managed to count 14 historical inacuracies within the first 20 minutes... ...then he ran out of fingers.
He actually grew up in Ukraine during the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
It was 14.
But every one went straight over his heads
Nuclear fishin'.
What do you call something as big as a house, uses tons of gas, and cuts apples into 3 pieces?
A Soviet machine made to cut apples into 4 pieces.
Because 2 heads are better than one.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
...in exposure?
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