It's 14.
And I gotta say I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.
It's seven
And boy are my arms legs.
On their fingers
"Last night, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station fulfilled the Five Year Plan for heat energy generation..."
"...in four microseconds."
They say the only difference between it and Disneyland will be that the six foot tall mouse isn't a costume.
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It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real.
It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident?
He thought the Russians were just "overreacting."
I didn't know she was from Chernobyl
With their fingers
This summer, it will be my 15th time going there
Grandpa? asked a little boy, Is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Plant?
Yes, it's true, said the grandpa, and patted his grandson's head.
Is it also true that no one was harmed and there were no consequences whatsoever?
Yes, it's true, said the grandpa, and patted the grandson's second head.
Chernobyl fallout.
...said the doctor in Chernobyl.
None. They glow in the dark.
... and says to his wife, "They told me that tomorrow I either go to Chernobyl or hand in my Party card."
"But you're not in the party," she replies.
"Right, so I'm wondering how do I get a Party card by tomorrow morning?"
Chernobyl fallout
13 times.
Chernobyl fallout.
12
All twelve.
Because Chernobyl fall-out.
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"Grandpa, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster at the Chernobyl Power Plant?" he says. "Yes, there was." replied the Grandfather, patting the boy's head.
The boy then says "And is it true that there were absolutely no consequences of it whatsoever?". The Grandpa says "Yep. None at all." and pats the boy's second head
Chernobyl fallout.
At Chernobyl. They are radiating.
Chernobyl fall out.
Most of them are two-faced.
Chernobyl Fallout.
An elderly friend told me this joke, just thought I'd traumatise people with it too.
Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fall out
An old woman is shouting at a Ukrainian farmers' market: "Potatoes from Chernobyl! Potatoes from Chernobyl!" A passer-by asks her, "Why are you telling everybody that your potatoes are from Chernobyl? No one will buy them from you." "They do, my dear, they do. For mothers-in-law, for neighbors..."
Chernobyl fall out
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
Chernobyl fallout
Because Chernobyl fallout
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Cause Chernobyl fallout.
6 Finger Death Punch
I heard he grew a foot last time I saw him.
And boy are my legs arms!
Chernobyl fall out
Because Chernobyl fallout
They've managed to secure the city of Chernobyl without any resistance!
It was a new, clear reaction.
Because Chernobyl fall out
It's like Disneyland, except the 2 metre mouse is real.
If you don't, Chernobyl fallout.
Chernobyl fallout.
Fission chips.
These new wings work perfectly!
they scramble in all directions when you walk up to them.
It's 14!
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Because Chernobyl fall out of them.
Chernobyl, HAH.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
Kids from Chernobyl radiate
They're calling it the Nuclear Arms Race.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
None. They already glow.
I'm telling you. I saw it with my own five eyes
5 children born of Chernobyl survivors.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Chernobyl fallout.
Chernobyl is a great example of this, as most of the kids there look like Picasso paintings.
Because otherwise Chernobyl fallout.
Because Cher-nob-yl fallout!
Because Chernobyl fall out.
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