Chernobyl Fallout Jokes

Funniest Chernobyl Fallout Short Jokes

Short chernobyl fallout jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chernobyl fallout humour may include short fallout jokes also.

1. Don't buy Ukrainian boxer shorts... ...Chernobyl fallout.
   (*has to be read in a British accent*)
2. Why should you never wear ukranian underwear? Chernobyl Fallout.
   An elderly friend told me this joke, just thought I'd traumatise people with it too.
3. Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout
4. Why should you wear really strong underwear when visiting the Ukraine? If you don't, Chernobyl fallout.
5. Why should you alway keep your zipper up while in Russia? Because otherwise Chernobyl fallout.
6. Why shouldn't you wear trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout
7. What happens if you wear irradiated underwear? Chernobyl fallout.
8. You shouldn't buy trousers from Ukraine Beacause Chernobyl fallout.
9. Why should you not wear Russian underpants Why should you not wear Russian underpants... because Chernobyl Fallout
   (English Joke)
10. Why should you never buy Russian jeans? Chernobyl fallout

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Chernobyl Fallout One Liners

Which chernobyl fallout one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chernobyl fallout? I can suggest the ones about radioactive and uranium.

1. Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday? Chernobyl fallout.
2. Why should you never buy Russian underwear? Because Chernobyl fallout.
3. Why should you never buy underpants made in Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout
4. Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear? Chernobyl fallout.
5. Why shouldn't you buy cheap jeans from Northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout.
6. Why shouldn't you wear tiny shorts on a Ukrainian holiday? Chernobyl fallout
7. Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
8. Why do you always close your zipper when visiting Ukraine? Cause Chernobyl fallout.
9. Why do you need to keep your flies zipped up in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout.
10. Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout.
11. Why don't Ukrainians where y-fronts? Because Chernobyl fall-out...
12. Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout.
13. Why shouldn't you buy trousers in Pripyat? Chernobyl fallout.
14. Why shouldn't you wear nuclear underwear? Because Chernobyl Fallout
15. If you are a man, don't visit nuclear disaster zones. Because chernobyl fallout.

Chernobyl Fallout Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about chernobyl fallout you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuclear reactor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chernobyl fallout pranks.