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Short cher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cher humour may include short fallout jokes also.

  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one. What is it? Last Names
  2. Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked. He replies "I've got U babe"
  3. I love how all these young YouTubers are getting into Classic Rock. They are always telling everyone Don't forget to like Cher, and subscribe.
  4. If Trump wins the election, Cher says she'll leave. I like Cher and all, but I think that may be Trump's first big accomplishment. That'll probably double the amount of plastic we export next year.
  5. Ladies, want to sound like Cher when you sing? Just strum your index finger over your lips at the end of each line.
  6. Donald Trump has a short one, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, and Cher doesn't have one. What am I talking about? A last name, you sick freaks.
  7. What was Cher doing before she was born? She was a preacher.
  8. After all these years I've finally figured out what Cher was talking about when she said"Do you believe in life after love" She was talking about being married!
  9. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
    They're going to call her Old Spice.
  10. Do you believe in life after love? Because I'm not very Cher.

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Cher One Liners

Which cher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cher? I can suggest the ones about gaga and catchy.

  1. It's ok to believe in life after love. Cher if you agree.
  2. What do you call a Radioactive Dine-and-Dasher? A Cher-No-Bill
  3. What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile
  4. What profession loves tea the most? Tea-chers!
    (From my 10 year old today)
  5. What is a Communists favorite musician? Cher
  6. Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book... But Cher can.
  7. Who's the most generous celebrity? Cher
  8. What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher.
  9. Hey aren't you the guy that pronounces Chers name wrong? Sure
  10. Which musician is the most generous? Cher
  11. My wife left me because of my obsession with Cher. If I could turn back time
  12. What did Cher say to the orphan pig she rescued? Babe, I got you babe.
  13. I used to date Cher... It was exhausting. We kept making love after love.
  14. What do you call 1000 gigabytes of music from the 70s? A Cher-abyte.
  15. Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf

Sonny And Cher Jokes

Here is a list of funny sonny and cher jokes and even better sonny and cher puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why is Philadelphia Cher's favorite city to perform in? Because it's always Sonny!
  • Sonny and Cher's son arrested for prostitution. His lawyer claims he was doing it Pro Bono.
Cher joke, Sonny and Cher's son arrested for prostitution.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cher can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cher puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Giggle-Inducing Cher Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about cher you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean madame jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cher prank.

A riddle for the day

A riddle for the day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!

Chernobyl inaccuracies (Spoiler)

My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.

Chernobyl

Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident?
He thought the Russians were just "overreacting."

How do Chernobyl kids count to one thousand?

With their fingers

my most cherished childhood memory.

Is when I was building sandcastles with my grandfather until my mother would take away the urn from my hands.

Chernobyl

I know a man who just watched the series drama Chernobyl. He lives right outside of the place.
He says he counted 9 factual mistakes in the drama series on one hand

Why are Chernobyl residents smarter than the average person?

Because 2 heads are better than one.

A Cherokee chief walks into a hotel.

The receptionist: You have a reservation?
Yeah you're right. The Cherokee chief walks away.

I didn't get my GF's cherry

Just the box it came in

Have you been on Cherry Hill

One day, a boy walked into class late.
"Why are you late?" The teacher asks.
"I was on top of cherry Hill." He takes his seat.
5 minutes later, another boy walks into class late.
"Why are you late?" The teacher asks.
"I was on top of Cherry Hill." He takes his seat.
5 minutes later, a girl walks into class late.
"Now let me guess .. you were on top of Cherry Hill?"
"No, I am Cherry Hill."

I'm Cherokee and German...

I can walk a trail but I can't finish a race.

Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua?

Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.

When do cherries chill out?

On a Sunday.

What did the Cherokee say when the Aztec turned out to be lying?

Inuit.

A riddle for today

A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
[The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)

A Cherokee chief walks into a hotel.

The receptionist: You have a reservation?
The Cherokee chief walks away, feeling insulted and depressed.

Why do cherry trees stink?

George Washington cut one.
Apparently I told this to my Catholic priest as a child..

The Cherry blossom tree and the Dogwood tree looks almost the same how does one tell them apart?

Check the bark

Never get your cherries out in public.

They're indehiscent.

What did the Chernobyl victim name his b**...?

Bill, Kevin, Tom, and Steve

What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?

Don't axe me!
I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.

Cher joke, What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?

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