The Best 43 Cher Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cher jokes. There are some cher clintons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cher sonny and cher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cher Jokes and Puns
My wife left me because of my obsession with Cher.
If I could turn back time
A riddle for the day
A riddle for the day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!
How do Chernobyl kids count to one thousand?
With their fingers
Which musician is the most generous?
Cher
A riddle for today
A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
[The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)
Have you been on Cherry Hill
One day, a boy walked into class late.
"Why are you late?" The teacher asks.
"I was on top of Cherry Hill." He takes his seat.
5 minutes later, another boy walks into class late.
"Why are you late?" The teacher asks.
"I was on top of Cherry Hill." He takes his seat.
5 minutes later, a girl walks into class late.
"Now let me guess .. you were on top of Cherry Hill?"
"No, I am Cherry Hill."
It's ok to believe in life after love.
Cher if you agree.
What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?
Running Stupid
How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They already glow.
After all these years I've finally figured out what Cher was talking about when she said"Do you believe in life after love"
She was talking about being married!
What was Cher doing before she was born?
She was a preacher.
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I'm Cherokee and German...
I can walk a trail but I can't finish a race.
Chernobyl
Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident?
He thought the Russians were just "overreacting."
What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?
A rocking Cher.
If Trump wins the election, Cher says she'll leave. I like Cher and all, but I think that may be Trump's first big accomplishment.
That'll probably double the amount of plastic we export next year.
Everyone here is on about going to Chernobyl and getting mutated. I also went there and didn't see anything strange at all
I'm telling you. I saw it with my own five eyes
Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title:
Cher the Meatloaf
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one. What is it?
Last Names
Who's the most generous celebrity?
Cher
I didn't get my GF's cherry
Just the box it came in
Chernobyl
I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on the fingers of one hand.
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7 times.
Why do cherry trees stink?
George Washington cut one.
Apparently I told this to my Catholic priest as a child..
Never get your cherries out in public.
They're indehiscent.
What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?
Don't axe me!
I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.
What did the cherry picker say to his hostage?
Never gonna giiiive you up.
Never gonna let you dooown.
Donald Trump has a short one, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, and Cher doesn't have one. What am I talking about?
A last name, you sick freaks.
The Cherry blossom tree and the Dogwood tree looks almost the same how does one tell them apart?
Check the bark
Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book...
But Cher can.
I used to date Cher...
It was exhausting. We kept making love after love.
Ladies, want to sound like Cher when you sing?
Just strum your index finger over your lips at the end of each line.
What did Cher say to the orphan pig she rescued?
Babe, I got you babe.
A Cherokee chief walks into a hotel.
The receptionist: You have a reservation?
The Cherokee chief walks away, feeling insulted and depressed.
A Cherokee chief walks into a hotel.
The receptionist: You have a reservation?
Yeah you're right. The Cherokee chief walks away.
What did the Chernobyl victim name his balls?
Bill, Kevin, Tom, and Steve
Why is the Chernobyl incident so funny?
I mean, it doesn't even radiate happiness.
What did the Cherokee say when the Aztec turned out to be lying?
Inuit.
Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua?
Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.
Chernobyl inaccuracies (Spoiler)
My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
Why are Chernobyl residents smarter than the average person?
Because 2 heads are better than one.
Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked.
He replies "I've got U babe"
What is a Communists favorite musician?
Cher
Chernobyl
I know a man who just watched the series drama Chernobyl. He lives right outside of the place.
He says he counted 9 factual mistakes in the drama series on one hand
When do cherries chill out?
On a Sunday.
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