The Best 18 Cheque Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheque jokes. There are some cheque check jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheque cash puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheque Jokes and Puns

How did the Australian pay for his new chess set?

Cheque, mate.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

"I'm not a fool..."

An illiterate man loses his cheque book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.

Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your cheque book, because anyone can forge your signature.

Man: I am not a fool... I already signed all the cheques, so there is no space to forge my signature..

Cheque joke, "I'm not a fool..."

Why do Baby-Boomers always pay by cheque?

Because they hate change.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

I got a letter from the bank saying I was still in debt.

I don't know why, I sent them a cheque.

TIL there's one country that still doesn't use ANY form of electronic money transfer.

It's the Cheque Republic

Cheque joke, TIL there's one country that still doesn't use ANY form of electronic money transfer.

My mom runs a car dealership and I am getting my new car from there.

My mom asked me "So will you be writing a cheque?"

I replied "Not today! It's my cake day. I get Free Karma"

A man calls the IRS office

"Hi, my last name is Sweady, but on the cheque you sent me for my tax return, you've written it as cyirwu."

"I'm sorry about that, could you spell it out for me?"

"Sure, S as in sea, W as in why, E as in eye, A as in are, D as in double-u, and Y as in you."

I want to recommend a book that helped me through my life.

My fathers cheque book is very useful.

My friend heard about an African village trying to raise enough money to sink a well for fresh water. He sent them a cheque for $100...

...I sent them a "Get well soon" card

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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman -

"Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!

I once hired a prostitute using a bill of exchange as payment

Cheque mate

A chess-player wins a cash-bet with his buddy...

"Cheque, mate."

A blonde drops her car off at a garage and then pops off to the bar. When she comes back she says "whasmatter wi ma car?"

"Piston broke"
"Okay, don't worry, I'll write you a cheque"

What does an Australian dinner out and a chess match have in common?

The both end with Cheque Mate!

Cheque joke, What does an Australian dinner out and a chess match have in common?

Khoshaggi's son was told not to be sad and worried...

...Cheque of 72 million dollars in blood money is in the post.

A client comes to a bank

A client comes to a bank:
– My cheque was returned with a remark: Insufficient funds . I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheque irs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheque cashier piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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