The Best 25 Chemotherapy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chemotherapy jokes. There are some chemotherapy horoscope jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemotherapy cancer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Chemotherapy Jokes and Puns

Mom, why am I getting Christmas gifts in July?

Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.

My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours.

I said, "Why are you so upset? It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

Whats the most expensive haircut?


Which haircut would cost you the most?


A 7 year old kid happily asks him mum

Kid: Mummy, why am I getting my Christmas present on 18th August?

Mum: Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy, son.

Things I hate intestinal tumors, colostomy bags, chemotherapy

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday...

"Something expensive, and that I don't need." she replied.

I signed her up for chemotherapy.

Chemotherapy joke, I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday...

"Right, I've been thinking." I said to the oncologist. "I'm not keen on radiotherapy or chemotherapy. At this stage I think it would be best to just let the disease take its natural course."

My wife's eyes filled with tears, "We should've discussed this together."

"My minds made up." I insisted.

"I think your wife is right." Said the consultant. "After all, she is the one with cancer."

Which is the Most Expensive Haircut?


What's the most expensive haircut in the world?


What the most expensive haircut you can get?


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Mommy, why do I get Christmas presents in August?

Mom: They are cheaper than chemotherapy.

Idk my daughter totally got me today and it was quite funny

"I've got something in my mouth!"

"No you don't."

"I've got something in my mooouuuth"

"No you don't, you better not" *turns around in passenger seat of car to look at her*

"See!!! It's my tongue!!!"

...little shit bird.

She is 3 years old and we were on our way to the hospital for her chemotherapy treatment. My daughter will become either a nurse, Dr, or a comedian when she is grown.

What's the most expensive kind of haricut?


What does caillou smell like?


A second opinion

Doctor: Your test results came back, I'm afraid you do have cancer. I suggest we treat you with chemotherapy as soon as possible.

Patient: Hmm I don't know.... I'd like a second opinion.

Doctor: Okay. You are also ugly.

Chemotherapy joke, A second opinion

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, why am I getting a Christmas gift in August?"

The mom answers:

\- Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What condition is it called when someone has chemotherapy and a limited number of days to live?

What you thought there was some punch line. No. It was cancer. My dad has cancer.

Why did the kid get his Christmas present early?

Because chemotherapy is very expensive

Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair?


What do you say to a thin American?

How's the chemotherapy going?

What did the barber say to the chemotherapy patient?

You want me to shave your head? Of course I cancer.

People who get cancer from passive smoking

Stand outside the chemotherapy room for treatment.

You wanna know the best part about chemotherapy?

It was the free hair cuts.

Source: Childhood cancer survivor

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chemotherapy stylist puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chemotherapy halitosis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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