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36 chemotherapy jokes and hilarious chemotherapy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chemotherapy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Chemotherapy Short Jokes

Short chemotherapy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chemotherapy humour may include short cancer treatment jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours. I said, "Why are you so upset? It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."
  2. A 7 year old kid happily asks him mum Kid: Mummy, why am I getting my Christmas present on 18th august?
    Mum: Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy, son.
  3. I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday... "Something expensive, and that I don't need." she replied.
    I signed her up for chemotherapy.
  4. Mommy, why do I get Christmas presents in August? Mom: They are cheaper than chemotherapy.
  5. A kid asks his mom: "Mom, why am I getting a Christmas gift in August?" The mom answers:
    \- Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.
  6. What condition is it called when someone has chemotherapy and a limited number of days to live? Cancer.
    What you thought there was some punch line. No. It was cancer. My dad has cancer.
  7. What did the barber say to the chemotherapy patient? You want me to shave your head? Of course I cancer.
  8. People who get cancer from passive smoking Stand outside the chemotherapy room for treatment.
  9. You wanna know the best part about chemotherapy? It was the free hair cuts.
    Source: Childhood cancer survivor
  10. A cancer patient with a gambling problem must make a decision. Chemotherapy or Kenotherapy.

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Chemotherapy One Liners

Which chemotherapy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chemotherapy? I can suggest the ones about treatment and cancer patient.

  1. Mom, why am I getting Christmas gifts in July? Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.
  2. Which haircut would cost you the most? Chemotherapy
  3. Things I hate intestinal tumors, colostomy bags, chemotherapy
  4. Which is the Most Expensive Haircut? Chemotherapy.
  5. What's the most expensive haircut in the world? Chemotherapy.
  6. What the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy
  7. What's the most expensive kind of haricut? Chemotherapy
  8. What does caillou smell like? Chemotherapy
  9. Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
  10. Why did the kid get his Christmas present early? Because chemotherapy is very expensive
  11. Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair? Chemotherapy
  12. What do you say to a thin American? How's the chemotherapy going?
  13. What's the cheapest kind of haircut? Chemotherapy
  14. Cancer is aggressive But so is chemotherapy. There's aggression on both sides.
  15. Whats the most expensive haircut? ***Chemotherapy***

Chemotherapy joke, Whats the most expensive haircut?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about chemotherapy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of chemotherapy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Chemotherapy Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about chemotherapy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cancer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make chemotherapy prank.

"Right, I've been thinking." I said to the oncologist. "I'm not keen on radiotherapy or chemotherapy. At this stage I think it would be best to just let the disease take its natural course."

My wife's eyes filled with tears, "We should've discussed this together."
"My minds made up." I insisted.
"I think your wife is right." Said the consultant. "After all, she is the one with cancer."

Finally finished my chemotherapy!

Cancer can go s**... my ball

Idk my daughter totally got me today and it was quite funny

"I've got something in my mouth!"
"No you don't."
"I've got something in my mooouuuth"
"No you don't, you better not" *turns around in passenger seat of car to look at her*
"See!!! It's my tongue!!!"
...little s**... bird.
She is 3 years old and we were on our way to the hospital for her chemotherapy treatment. My daughter will become either a nurse, Dr, or a comedian when she is grown.

A second opinion

Doctor: Your test results came back, I'm afraid you do have cancer. I suggest we treat you with chemotherapy as soon as possible.
Patient: Hmm I don't know.... I'd like a second opinion.
Doctor: Okay. You are also ugly.

Chemotherapy joke, Why did the kid get his Christmas present early?

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The impact of these chemotherapy jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.