Chemo Jokes

Funniest Chemo Short Jokes

Short chemo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chemo humour may include short cancer treatment jokes also.

1. I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive.
2. Every Zodiac sign has a haircut . . . Except Cancer (in honor of my dad who lost his hair to chemo!)
3. I told my girlfriend she'd look better with her hair back Apparently that's not an appropriate thing to say to a chemo patient
4. I got a bald person hair gel for Christmas. She immediately started crying when she opened it. I guess the chemo makes her emotional.
5. Why do people ask if you got a haircut when it's completely obvious? I've been on chemo for over a year now and you just noticed?!
6. I told my wife that she would look better with her hair back and she started crying She's been so emotional since the chemo.
7. I told my wife she would look better with her hair back Apparently that is insensitive to say to someone on chemo.
8. TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy.
9. They are doing a sequel to Finding Dory where she discovers she has cancer and searches for a cure. It's called Finding Chemo.
10. I was diagnosed with cancer today. Anxiously, I asked the doctor if I needed a chemo. "No worries," he calmed me down, "it's terminal."

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Chemo One Liners

Which chemo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chemo? I can suggest the ones about cancer and cancer patient.

1. What do you call a goth kid with cancer? Chemo
2. John McCain didn't need chemo in the first place The problem was all in his head
3. What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)
4. What did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
5. What cancer treatment do Spanish Inuits get? Es chemo.
6. What do you call the most expensive haircut in the world? Chemo!
7. What's the worst hair product? Chemo.
8. Why do they nail coffins shut? To stop oncologists from ordering another round of chemo
9. I told my wife to grow her hair out Apparently you can't say that to someone having chemo
10. What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Chemo.
11. Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West? He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.
12. What do you call a chemo patient with downs syndrome? A potato in a microwave
13. What is the msot expensive haircut? Chemo
14. A boar meets a pig The boar asks the pig : so, how's your chemo doing?
15. Which movie was the orphan taken to see? Finding Chemo.

Comical & Quirky Chemo Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about chemo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemistry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chemo pranks.