The Best 22 Chemo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chemo jokes. There are some chemo zodiac jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemo inoperable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chemo Jokes and Puns

In his later years, the Lone Ranger and Tonto were catching up on old times. After awhile the Lone Ranger paused and said I have some sad news.

Tell me, old friend said the faithful Tonto.

Well...I recently was diagnosed with Cancer

Bad spirits, replied his old companion.

The Lone Ranger look off into the distance for a minute. After all your years of wisdom, what do you think I should do?

Chemo, sabe

Ps this is my first joke post ever so I hope I did it right.

I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended.

Chemo patients are so sensitive.

Every Zodiac sign has a haircut . . .

Except Cancer (in honor of my dad who lost his hair to chemo!)

Chemo joke, Every Zodiac sign has a haircut . . .

I'm sick of emo kids walking school around with their shaved heads

Oh wait, that's the chemo kids

I told my girlfriend she'd look better with her hair back

Apparently that's not an appropriate thing to say to a chemo patient

What do you call a goth kid with cancer?


I got a bald person hair gel for Christmas.

She immediately started crying when she opened it. I guess the chemo makes her emotional.

Chemo joke, I got a bald person hair gel for Christmas.

John McCain didn't need chemo in the first place

The problem was all in his head

Why do people ask if you got a haircut when it's completely obvious?

I've been on chemo for over a year now and you just noticed?!

I told my wife that she would look better with her hair back and she started crying

She's been so emotional since the chemo.

What did the kid with luekemia watch last night?

Finding Chemo.

You can explore chemo workup reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chemo cancer dad jokes. There are also chemo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I told my wife she would look better with her hair back

Apparently that is insensitive to say to someone on chemo.

What cancer treatment do Spanish Inuits get?

Es chemo.

What do you call the most expensive haircut in the world?


What's the worst hair product?


Why do they nail coffins shut?

To stop oncologists from ordering another round of chemo

Chemo joke, Why do they nail coffins shut?

TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals.

They call him Chemo Savvy.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?


I told my wife to grow her hair out

Apparently you can't say that to someone having chemo

I was diagnosed with cancer today.

Anxiously, I asked the doctor if I needed a chemo. "No worries," he calmed me down, "it's terminal."

I saw a movie yesterday called "Finding Chemo."

It brought a whole new meaning to "I've lost my son."

What do you call a chemo patient with downs syndrome?

A potato in a microwave

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chemo estas jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chemo stylist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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