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Alcohol IS a solution.
Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
- Mary, what is H2SO4?
- Oh god, this is so easy, why can't I remember, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Quickly, Johnny says:
- Then spit it out, that's sulfuric acid!
I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.
They didn't have any chemistry.
There was no chemistry
Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass?
Student: 😳 I didn't even know they were catholics.
He must have found it funny. He completely cracked up!
Student: h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-. Chemistry teacher: where did you get an idea like that? Student: you told us the other day it was h to o.
So she asks the class:
"How do I unfreeze my computer?"
After a few seconds, one student raises their hand and responds:
"What's the melting point?"
She told to me to rank all the bonds.
So I did.
1) Connery
2) Craig
3) Brosnan
4) Dalton
5) Lazenby
She sent me outside the class. I still wonder if there were any Moore?
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NaNi???
He replied "Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"
Having a chemistry teacher with a heavy Chinese accent is okay until he tries to explain the difference between molarity and molality...
You barium
...in fact I knocked him right over.
You should have seen his reaction.
Barium.
Barium
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO". He asked if that was supposed to be funny. I said, "That's my only chemistry joke, the other ones are boron, all the good ones argon".
Because they had no CHEMISTRY.
The teacher replied, "It's basic chemistry "
Sounds like a lot of FON.
He's getting mixed reactions
Because im a bit rusty
Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium.
If someone tried to steal your silver, you'd say A G, I lost my silver. But if someone tried to steal your gold, you'd say A U! Give me back my gold!
Student: Do we get zinc sulfate when zinc reacts with sulfate?
Teacher: I zinc SO
I tried, but my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
"Alcohol is not a solution, it's a distillation" \*smirks\*
My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.
Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
Because they have no chemistry
teacher: why does bromine bond to this molecule instead of one of the other halogens?
me: because bromines before ho-mines
(met with groans and laughs from the class)
But I was only testing the HO².
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