The Best 12 Chemistry Professor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chemistry Professor jokes. There are some chemistry professor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemistry professor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chemistry Professor Jokes and Puns

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Students are smart

Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?

Student: No

Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?

Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.

The chemistry professor says to his students:

"There's deadly gas in this bottle. What steps do we take in case it breaks?"
"Fast steps"

TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile

I walked in on him while he was in his lab

[NSFW] During chemistry class my professor was discussing how to make a hormone...

He suggested going down on her until she came.


Two quantum mechanics professors had sex

They must have had physical chemistry.

My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer system.

Her accusations are baseless.

My Chem professor said he'd give bonus points for the most original chemistry joke on the final, hit me with your best shot!

I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, "Sir, you're so effervescent."

He replied, "Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"

A chemistry professor was arguing with his wife.

He said, "Now see, If you are not a part of the solution then you are a part of the precipitate.

A German chemistry student holds up a small vial of HCn.

The professor asks him if he's done with the lab.
He says, "Yes, professor, this is my final solution."

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What do you call a fat chemistry professor?

A significant figure.

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We suggest to use only working chemistry professor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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