The Best 16 Chemistry Physics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chemistry Physics jokes. There are some chemistry physics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemistry physics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chemistry Physics Jokes and Puns

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher breakup with the biology teacher ?

There was no chemistry

Biology tell me you're 70% water. Physics tells me that you're 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you're 60% oxygen.

But I'm telling you that you're a 100% CUTIE!!!

Love is chemistry...

Sex is physics.

My teaching career.

I used to teach history, but thats all in the past.

I started teaching biology but my heart wasn't in it.

I tried teaching chemistry, but there were elements i didnt understand.

I was offered a job teaching maths, but something didn't add up.

I was sent to Germany to do food science, that was the wurst.

I've started teaching physics, its got potential.


You fall asleep in lecture

and when you wake up you cannot remember what class you are in. A demonstration is happening at the front of the class. How do you figure out where you are?

If the demo moves its biology, if it stinks its chemistry, and if it doesn't work its physics.

Why did the biology teacher and rhe physics teacher break up?

Because they had no CHEMISTRY.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Two quantum mechanics professors had sex

They must have had physical chemistry.

Why does Physics hate Biology?

Because they have no Chemistry

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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Why did the the chemistry teacher and the physics teacher break up?

The chemistry teacher was abusive.

How physicists see other sciences:

Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

What do you call someone who does chemistry?

-A chemist
What do you call someone who rides bikes?
- A bicyclist
What do you cal someone who does physics?
-A physicist
What do you call someone who races?

-A racist?

My male biology teacher was going out with my female physics teacher.

He had the Biology

She had the Physics

Sadly, they split up. There wasn't any Chemistry between them.

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