Following is our collection of funny Chemistry Physics jokes. There are some chemistry physics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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They didn't have any chemistry.
There was no chemistry
But I'm telling you that you're a 100% CUTIE!!!
Sex is physics.
I used to teach history, but thats all in the past.
I started teaching biology but my heart wasn't in it.
I tried teaching chemistry, but there were elements i didnt understand.
I was offered a job teaching maths, but something didn't add up.
I was sent to Germany to do food science, that was the wurst.
I've started teaching physics, its got potential.
and when you wake up you cannot remember what class you are in. A demonstration is happening at the front of the class. How do you figure out where you are?
If the demo moves its biology, if it stinks its chemistry, and if it doesn't work its physics.
Because they had no CHEMISTRY.
They lack chemistry.
They must have had physical chemistry.
Because they have no Chemistry
Because they have no chemistry
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The chemistry teacher was abusive.
Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units
-A chemist
What do you call someone who rides bikes?
- A bicyclist
What do you cal someone who does physics?
-A physicist
What do you call someone who races?
-A racist?
He had the Biology
She had the Physics
Sadly, they split up. There wasn't any Chemistry between them.
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