The Best 4 Chemistry Periodic Table Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chemistry Periodic Table jokes. There are some chemistry periodic table jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemistry periodic table puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chemistry Periodic Table Jokes and Puns

In chemistry class the experiment called for 36 grams of the 83rd element on the periodic table. I could see that the girl next to me had weighed out 42 grams. When I told her she was getting a bit heavy she said....

I should mind my own bismuth.

The chemistry department cafeteria has good food, but finding a place to sit can be a challenge.

They only have periodic tables.

Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.

Any others would be appreciated

How does a female chemistry teacher find out its that time of the month again?

She simply looks into the Periodic table

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chemistry periodic table jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chemistry periodic table piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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