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Mole Chemistry Jokes

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Hilarious Mole Chemistry Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

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Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

My chemistry class had a party

My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.

Punny Chemistry

"What's j**... Sandusky's favorite compound?"
"What?"
"A mole ester"

Chemistry has reached frightening possibilities

What do you get if you multiply a young ester compound by avagadro's constant?
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A child mole ester


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