The Best 5 Chemistry Mole Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chemistry Mole jokes. There are some chemistry mole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemistry mole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chemistry Mole Jokes and Puns

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

My chemistry class had a party

My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.

Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.

Any others would be appreciated

Chemistry has reached frightening possibilities

What do you get if you multiply a young ester compound by avagadro's constant?
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A child mole ester

Punny Chemistry

"What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?"
"What?"
"A mole ester"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chemistry mole jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chemistry mole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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