Chemistry Love Jokes

17 chemistry love jokes and hilarious chemistry love puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chemistry love that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Chemistry Love Short Jokes

Short chemistry love jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chemistry love humour may include short chemistry physics jokes also.

  1. I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke But I know I wouldn't get a reaction
    And all of the best jokes Argon
  2. I finally found an unexpected love in chemistry class. Carbon-dating is totally worth it, guys.
  3. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
  4. Chemistry One Liner I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon.
    As seen on a bridge at my local university.
  5. In a Dating Site profile: "Looking for love and chemistry." Doesn't quite have the same ring as: "Looking for h**... and drugs."

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Chemistry Love One Liners

Which chemistry love one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chemistry love? I can suggest the ones about chemistry and love chemistry.

  1. Why do people say love is like chemistry? Because you can put it in someones drink
  2. What's the worst thing you can say after someone says I love you? See ya in chemistry.
  3. If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas.
  4. Love is chemistry... s**... is physics.
  5. Love is a matter of chemistry, s**... is a matter of physics.

Cheerful Fun Chemistry Love Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about chemistry love you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemistry lab jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chemistry love pranks.

I was once in a pretty serious relationship with a cake

We went on several dates over the course of a few weeks. The chemistry was great and I thought we really had a connection. One special night I leaned in close to my cake and whispered, I love you."

The cake burst into tiers.

A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
- It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
- It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
- Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!