Chemistry Love Jokes
10 chemistry love jokes and hilarious chemistry love puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chemistry love that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Chemistry Love Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
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I was once in a pretty serious relationship with a cake
We went on several dates over the course of a few weeks. The chemistry was great and I thought we really had a connection. One special night I leaned in close to my cake and whispered, I love you."
The cake burst into tiers.
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In a Dating Site profile: "Looking for love and chemistry."
Doesn't quite have the same ring as: "Looking for h**... and drugs."
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Love is chemistry...
s**... is physics.
Why do people say love is like chemistry?
Because you can put it in someones drink
What's the worst thing you can say after someone says I love you?
See ya in chemistry.
I finally found an unexpected love in chemistry class.
Carbon-dating is totally worth it, guys.
If Love is like Chemistry.
I am a noble gas.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Chemistry One Liner
I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon.
As seen on a bridge at my local university.
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A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
**PHYSICAL PROPERTIES**
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES**
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
**OCCURRENCE**
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
- It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
- It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
- Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
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