Chemistry Jokes

Funniest Chemistry Short Jokes

Short chemistry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chemistry humour may include short chemical jokes also.

1. My chemistry teacher told me I had to write a 1,000 word essay on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
2. I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
3. I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
4. How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ? Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
5. Don't drink water while studying... Why?
   Because chemistry says that concentration decreases while adding water.
   Note: My first attempt. Thanks.
6. A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
7. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
8. My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon
9. My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.
10. Chemistry Jokes Me :Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride at a woman?
    Judge: Yes, that's assault
    Me: I know it's a salt but is it a crime?

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Chemistry One Liners

Which chemistry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chemistry? I can suggest the ones about atomic and physics.

1. It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.
2. I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon.
3. So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied "Periodically"
4. I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
5. How often are chemistry jokes posted to reddit? Periodically
6. They say alcohol isnt the answer. But chemistry says it is a solution.
7. I blew up my chemistry experiment Oxidants happen.
8. Why should you never let a panda into a chemistry lab? Because it will create pandamonium
9. Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble
10. Trying to think of a good chemistry pun But all the good ones argon
11. Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
12. Two students became friends in chemistry class... ...It was a good bonding experience.
13. I wanted to tell you a chemistry joke :) But all the good ones argon.
14. What does a chemistry teacher says when gold bar fells on his/her feet? Auuuuuuu!
15. If chemistry has taught me anything... It's that alcohol is always a solution

Chemistry Teacher Jokes

Here is a list of funny chemistry teacher jokes and even better chemistry teacher puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry.
• The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.
• Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass?
  Student: 😳 I didn't even know they were catholics.
• As a practical joke I arranged a bucket of liquid nitrogen so that it fell on our chemistry teacher when he opened the door. He must have found it funny. He completely cracked up!
• I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher. He replied "Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"
• My chemistry teacher exploded when he caught me goofing around in the lab I accidentally made nitroglycerin.
• What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen? NaNi???
• Bumped into my old Chemistry teacher yesterday ...in fact I knocked him right over.
  You should have seen his reaction.
• The chemistry teacher was asked what their favorite element was. They answered "The element of surprise!"
• I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides Because im a bit rusty

Chemistry Physics Jokes

Here is a list of funny chemistry physics jokes and even better chemistry physics puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Biology tell me you're 70% water. Physics tells me that you're 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you're 60% oxygen. But I'm telling you that you're a 100% CUTIE!!!
• Why don't biology and physics get on? They lack chemistry.
• Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry
• How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics
  Geology: slow physics
  Computer Science: virtual physics
  Psychology: people physics
  Chemistry: impure physics
  Math: physics minus the units

Chemistry Professor Jokes

Here is a list of funny chemistry professor jokes and even better chemistry professor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The chemistry professor says to his students: "There's deadly gas in this bottle. What steps do we take in case it breaks?"
  "Fast steps"
• My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer system. Her accusations are baseless.
• My Chem professor said he'd give bonus points for the most original chemistry joke on the final, hit me with your best shot!
• I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, "Sir, you're so effervescent." He replied, "Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"
• A chemistry professor was arguing with his wife. He said, "Now see, If you are not a part of the solution then you are a part of the precipitate.
• A German chemistry student holds up a small vial of HCn. The professor asks him if he's done with the lab.
  He says, "Yes, professor, this is my final solution."
• What do you call a fat chemistry professor? A significant figure.

Chemistry Lab Jokes

Here is a list of funny chemistry lab jokes and even better chemistry lab puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person.
• If you're not supposed to eat in a chemistry lab Then why do most of the elements end in yum?
• I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said
  NaBro
• Why are chemistry labs a good workout? Because they make you Buffer.
• Why did Dyslexic Noah dies in the chemistry lab? He thought that the bottle labels NaOH is his water bottle.
• I was walking in a chemistry lab. I tripped on some acid.
• What's the best type of table for a chemistry lab Holmes? Elementy, dear Watson.
• Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab? He was trying to save Krypton
• What makes Skrillex skillful at the chemistry lab? He rocks at *dropping the base.*

Chemistry Love Jokes

Here is a list of funny chemistry love jokes and even better chemistry love puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do people say love is like chemistry? Because you can put it in someones drink
• What's the worst thing you can say after someone says I love you? See ya in chemistry.
• I finally found an unexpected love in chemistry class. Carbon-dating is totally worth it, guys.
• If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas.
• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
• Chemistry One Liner I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon.
  As seen on a bridge at my local university.

Cheerful Fun Chemistry Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about chemistry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biology jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chemistry pranks.