Chemistry Bar Jokes
14 chemistry bar jokes and hilarious chemistry bar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chemistry bar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chemistry Bar Short Jokes
Short chemistry bar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chemistry bar humour may include short chemistry lab jokes also.
- Favorite lame chemistry joke Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".
Argon didn't react - Joke for chemistry nerds ;) Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:
-We don't serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn't react. - [Chemistry] Two men walk into a bar. One orders some H2O... The second one says, "Sounds good. I'll have some H2O too." The second man dies.
- Two people walk into a chemistry themed bar. The first one says, "I'll take some H20."
He gets his drink and sits down.
The second one says, "I'll have some H20 too."
He dies.
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Chemistry Bar One Liners
Which chemistry bar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chemistry bar? I can suggest the ones about chemistry teacher and chemistry love.
- What does a chemistry teacher says when gold bar fells on his/her feet? Auuuuuuu!
- Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Hilarious Chemistry Bar Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about chemistry bar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemistry physics jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chemistry bar pranks.
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey...
The bartender gives him one, looks at him head to toe, and asks, "So, what did you dress up for this Halloween?"
The man replies, "A nine-carbon chain".
The bartender chuckles and says, "A nine-carbon chain with alcohol?"
"Yeah, any problem with that?"
"No, nonanol"
Studying chemistry right now and thought of this one. Y'all enjoy Halloween now!
The chemistry final exams
A chemistry student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How did your finals go?" the bartender asks. "Not so hot," the student replies. "The instructor asked my class to write 1000 words on acid. Unfortunately, I was unable to complete it as my pen turned to a gorilla and the floor melted."
Helium walks into a bar
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **
I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **o**...**
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says to the bartender "I'll have a H20". The second one says "I'll have a H2O as well", making sure to not have his order confused with H2O2.
The second chemist died anyway, because the bartender was a chemistry student who had been waiting his whole life for this.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first orders some H2O, the second exclaims "I'll have some H2O too!
The bartender, deciding not to be a dinosaur hammer, gives the scientist water instead of showing off his chemistry skills, preventing the second scientist from dying.
Walks into a bar chemistry jokes
Silver walks into a bar
He sees gold in the distance and yell's,
AU! Get outa here!
Helium walks into a bar
The bartender says,
Sorry we don't serve noble gases here
Helium doesn't react
Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have your finest aged H2O2.", says the first.
"I'll have the same H2O2, too.", says the second.
The bartender served them both water because he paid attention in chemistry class and understood the decomposition process of hydrogen peroxide.
This is an organic chemistry joke
A dozen carbon atoms walk into a bar. Not eleven carbon atoms or thirteen carbon atoms, but exactly 12. They order eleven glasses of water. Not 12 glasses of water, and not 10 glasses of water, but exactly eleven glasses of water. What did they get?