Following is our collection of funny Chemistry Bar jokes. There are some chemistry bar physics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemistry bar bars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **
I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **OMg**
Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".
Argon didn't react
Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:
-We don't serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn't react.
The second chemist died anyway, because the bartender was a chemistry student who had been waiting his whole life for this.
The first orders some H2O, the second exclaims "I'll have some H2O too!
The bartender, deciding not to be a dinosaur hammer, gives the scientist water instead of showing off his chemistry skills, preventing the second scientist from dying.
Silver walks into a bar
He sees gold in the distance and yell's,
AU! Get outa here!
Helium walks into a bar
The bartender says,
Sorry we don't serve noble gases here
Helium doesn't react
"I'll have your finest aged H2O2.", says the first.
"I'll have the same H2O2, too.", says the second.
The bartender served them both water because he paid attention in chemistry class and understood the decomposition process of hydrogen peroxide.
The second one says, "Sounds good. I'll have some H2O too." The second man dies.
A dozen carbon atoms walk into a bar. Not eleven carbon atoms or thirteen carbon atoms, but exactly 12. They order eleven glasses of water. Not 12 glasses of water, and not 10 glasses of water, but exactly eleven glasses of water. What did they get?
The first one says, "I'll take some H20."
He gets his drink and sits down.
The second one says, "I'll have some H20 too."
He dies.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chemistry bar natural sciences jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chemistry bar economics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.