Chemist Shop Jokes
5 chemist shop jokes and hilarious chemist shop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chemist shop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A chemist finds a man leaning against the wall of his shop.
'What's wrong with him?' says the chemist.
His assistant replies, 'He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any, so I gave him laxatives'
'Idiot!' says the chemist. 'You can't treat a cough with laxatives'
'Of course you can' the assistant replies. ' Look at him, he's too afraid to cough'
A young man in a chemist's shop asks May I have 3 condoms please, Miss?"
Don't 'Miss' me, young man. The bitter older woman scornfully responds.
Oh sorry, he replied Make that 4 then, please.
A Scotsman at the chemist's shop.
A Scotsman went into a chemist's shop, and asked to buy some arsenic.
"That'll be a pound - er, what do you want it for?" the chemist asked suspiciously.
"Fifty pence," replied the Scotsman.
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A pharmacist walked into his shop....
.... to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?", he asked his assistant.
"He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any
so I gave him an entire box of laxatives."
"You idiot" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" the assistant replied,
"Look at him........he daren't cough now!!"
A blind man walked into a chemist to get his eyes checked?
The shop assistant said this is a bank
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