Chemicals Jokes

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Girls use chemicals to remove polish and, no one bats an eye

Hitler uses chemicals to remove Polish, and everyone loses their mind

Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye

Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.

A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals.

Ironically, his quick reaction killed him.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt a little sour after it.

Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.

They had a basic night out.

Sodium and chlorine went on a date.

There was assault.

Potassium and water went on a date.

It was lit.

A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice

And yet when Hitler tried it, everyone threw a fit

Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares..

But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler.

Using chemicals to remove polish is fine...

But use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're suddenly Hitler!

Sieg Heil by Covergirl

Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one panics.
Hitler does the same thing and everyone loses their minds.

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market, so I went and looked around and couldn't find any. I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and asked, These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?

The produce guy looked at me and said, No. You'll have to do that yourself.

Where do chemicals come from?

The chemistree.




yeah i wanna die

What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common?

They both use chemicals to remove the polish.

Capital letters...

...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish.

I love vegans

The meat is better because its grass fed, locally sourced and free of harmful chemicals

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

What chemicals are best for keeping men away?

Deter-gents.

My friend fell into a vat of chemicals.

Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him.

Organic Vegetables

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables when I went to the market. I looked around but couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee in the produce section and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" The produce guy looked at me, slyly smiled and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."

Use chemicals to remove polish, and no one blinks an eye...

Use chemicals to remove the Polish and everyone loses their minds.

Two chemists walk into a bar

The first says "I'll have H2O"
The second says "I'll have H2O too"
The first chemist drinks his water, the second also drinks water because why would a bar serve poisonous chemicals?

You know, the people saying that GMO's contain "chemicals" aren't wrong.

You just probably shouldn't tell them the entire Earth is made of the stuff.

A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...

He began my mixing two chemicals previously uncombined in hopes it would produce a strong aphrodisiac. Upon smelling the fumes, the assistant instantly vomited onto the chemist's face.

That was not the reaction he was hoping for.

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Girls use chemicals to remove polish, and no one bats an eye.

Hitler uses chemicals to remove Polish, and he's a bad person!?

Are you at all concerned that the heights of vegetables are rapidly increasing due to the amount of chemicals used on them?

No, I don't carrot tall.

Women and Hitler are the same

they both remove the Polish with chemicals

Girls remove polish with chemicals

So did Hitler

A chemist mixes two chemicals with ash from a German Crematorium.

The poor guy got fired for it. It was his Final Solution.

One of my friends fell into a vat of chemicals

His quick reaction killed him.

Dopamine

I was talking about neuro chemicals and couldn't recollect dopamine. It was really sad.

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