Hitler uses chemicals to remove Polish, and everyone loses their mind
Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.
Ironically, his quick reaction killed him.
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
And yet when Hitler tried it, everyone threw a fit
But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler.
But use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're suddenly Hitler!
Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one panics.
Hitler does the same thing and everyone loses their minds.
The produce guy looked at me and said, No. You'll have to do that yourself.
The chemistree.
yeah i wanna die
They both use chemicals to remove the polish.
...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish.
The meat is better because its grass fed, locally sourced and free of harmful chemicals
En-dwarf-ins
Deter-gents.
Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him.
My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables when I went to the market. I looked around but couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee in the produce section and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" The produce guy looked at me, slyly smiled and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."
Use chemicals to remove the Polish and everyone loses their minds.
The first says "I'll have H2O"
The second says "I'll have H2O too"
The first chemist drinks his water, the second also drinks water because why would a bar serve poisonous chemicals?
You just probably shouldn't tell them the entire Earth is made of the stuff.
He began my mixing two chemicals previously uncombined in hopes it would produce a strong aphrodisiac. Upon smelling the fumes, the assistant instantly vomited onto the chemist's face.
That was not the reaction he was hoping for.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Hitler uses chemicals to remove Polish, and he's a bad person!?
No, I don't carrot tall.
they both remove the Polish with chemicals
So did Hitler
The poor guy got fired for it. It was his Final Solution.
His quick reaction killed him.
I was talking about neuro chemicals and couldn't recollect dopamine. It was really sad.
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