The Best 39 Chemicals Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chemicals jokes. There are some chemicals chemistry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemicals my chemical romance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chemicals Jokes and Puns

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Organic Vegetables

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables when I went to the market. I looked around but couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee in the produce section and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" The produce guy looked at me, slyly smiled and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Chemicals joke, What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

Capital letters...

...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish.

Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye

Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.


What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals.

Ironically, his quick reaction killed him.

Chemicals joke, A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals.

A chemist mixes two chemicals with ash from a German Crematorium.

The poor guy got fired for it. It was his Final Solution.

Girls use chemicals to remove polish and, no one bats an eye

Hitler uses chemicals to remove Polish, and everyone loses their mind

My friend fell into a vat of chemicals.

Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him.

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

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What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common?

They both use chemicals to remove the polish.

Sieg Heil by Covergirl

Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one panics.
Hitler does the same thing and everyone loses their minds.

Using chemicals to remove polish is fine...

But use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're suddenly Hitler!

You know, the people saying that GMO's contain "chemicals" aren't wrong.

You just probably shouldn't tell them the entire Earth is made of the stuff.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt a little sour after it.

Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.

They had a basic night out.

Sodium and chlorine went on a date.

There was assault.

Potassium and water went on a date.

It was lit.

Chemicals joke, Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

Where do chemicals come from?

The chemistree.

yeah i wanna die

Girls use chemicals to remove polish, and no one bats an eye.

Hitler uses chemicals to remove Polish, and he's a bad person!?

Two chemists walk into a bar

The first says "I'll have H2O"
The second says "I'll have H2O too"
The first chemist drinks his water, the second also drinks water because why would a bar serve poisonous chemicals?


Dopamine

I was talking about neuro chemicals and couldn't recollect dopamine. It was really sad.

A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice

And yet when Hitler tried it, everyone threw a fit

Girls remove polish with chemicals

So did Hitler

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market, so I went and looked around and couldn't find any. I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and asked, These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?

The produce guy looked at me and said, No. You'll have to do that yourself.

I love vegans

The meat is better because its grass fed, locally sourced and free of harmful chemicals

A friend of mine was slow in noticing a vat of chemicals and fell in.

Turns out that his quick reaction killed him.

When girls remove polish with chemicals no one bats an eye.

But when nazis remove Polish with chemicals everyone goes ape-shit

When girls use chemicals to get rid of their polish, nobody says a word.

But when Hitler used chemicals on his Polish everyone loses their minds!

I've always enjoyed turning the blue cleaning chemicals in the toilet green when I pee

Except that one time I turned it purple and had to go to the hospital

Girl/Hitler

So a girl takes care of the polish with chemicals but Hitler takes care of the polish with chemicals and everyone looses their mind.

A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...

He began my mixing two chemicals previously uncombined in hopes it would produce a strong aphrodisiac. Upon smelling the fumes, the assistant instantly vomited onto the chemist's face.

That was not the reaction he was hoping for.

What chemicals are best for keeping men away?

Deter-gents.

Women and Hitler are the same

they both remove the Polish with chemicals

Are you at all concerned that the heights of vegetables are rapidly increasing due to the amount of chemicals used on them?

No, I don't carrot tall.

What do females have in common with hitler?

They both remove polish with chemicals

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

The difference between capitalizing and not capitalizing is

Using chemicals to remove the polish and using chemicals to remove the Polish.

The nun's old outfit

A nun noticed that the outfit she had worn for twenty years was faded, so she got some plants and chemicals and tried to change the color, but no matter how many times she tried, the color stayed the same.

Old habits dye hard.

*Farmer's market* Wife: I'm buying these vegetables for my husband. Have you sprayed these with any poisonous chemicals?

Farmer: No madam, you'll have to do that yourself.

I don't understand odorless chemicals

they don't make any scents.

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